Don't be a pedant. Mind masturbation is fun, but it brings you back to yourself in the end.
Everything, when you look closely enough, resists an over branching interpretation. This generates opinions. And the problem with opinions is...
I don't have the callous streak. I'd just go into the bathroom and do my best to time my farts with flushes.
"I was standing at a urinal, taking a piss."
That moment when you've got to take a shit in your new girlfriend's house.
You know how to make a man feel special.
All you've done there is yoke the internal to the external in a way that side-steps the recursive problem that we're all just panhandling...
It's laziness.
Didn't say nothing about creating an outline and refusing to budge off course. I meant exercising a high-end of perspicacity that allows you to...
I write multiple works simultaneously. That way I can easily transplant lines from 1 piece where they cause a jarring, and into another piece...
The definition of creativity is watching everybody run to the left, and choosing to run to the right.
Apologising for my abrasive behaviour earlier. I seem to have ruffled the fluffy proclivities of several of you. Things have been going badly for...
It is important to know when to stop reading, when to stop discussing. You have to know how you want to write, yeah, and you learn this by reading...
I know what it's like to work a job that's so soul-grindingly insignificant that it could kill a man, but not quite, and that's the tragedy. And I...
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