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Sam_Jayne

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Birthday:
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I sell people things in exchange for money.

Sam_Jayne

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  • About

    Birthday:
    January 5
    Location:
    Australia
    Occupation:
    I sell people things in exchange for money.
    Are you published?:
    No
    Favorite Writers:
    Neil Gaiman? Chuck Palahniuk?
    Favorite Books:
    Fight Club
    Favorite Quotes:
    "The aim of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his."
    Religious Beliefs:
    • Atheist
    Political Views:
    I am short, small, loud, fast, and easily amused. I am easily distracted.

    I am a chronic procrastinator. I am argumentative.

    I am a firm believer that humanity and everything it encompasses is a failed social experiment, that women are crazed and power-hungry, that children are impertinent brats who only serve to damage an already corrupted society, and that anybody who procreates should be drawn and quartered.

    I believe that my place of employment has required me to surgically remove my soul.

    I am somewhat misanthropic, cynical, and have violent tendencies. I am anti-social and I live vicariously through my creative writing.

    I aspire to take over the world through embracing my inner machiavellianist.

    I have taken Fight Club to heart.

    Reading, Writing, Shopping, Daydreaming, Gossiping...

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    Samantha-Jayne
    "All truly great thoughts are concieved while walking" - Friedrich Nietzche​