Socrates

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Birthday:
Apr 12, 1989 (Age: 27)
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Ft Stewart, GA
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Army - 25B

Socrates

Active Member, 27, from Ft Stewart, GA

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  • About

    Birthday:
    Apr 12, 1989 (Age: 27)
    Location:
    Ft Stewart, GA
    Occupation:
    Army - 25B
    Are you published?:
    No
    Favorite Writers:
    Robert A Heinlein
    Favorite Books:
    Stranger in a Strange Land
    Favorite Quotes:
    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    Religious Beliefs:
    • Unspecified
    Political Views:
    I am a breathtaking figure often viewed as the supreme symbol of manliness and heterosexuality. I attend school while still finding time to save the world during my lunch breaks. I am generous, wonderful, magnificent, superb, fantastic, brilliant - and modest too. I write award-winning novels while combing my hair and I manage stress efficiently. Once, using nothing more than a rubber chicken and a silver spoon, I single-handedly defended the United States from an impending invasion of killer penguins.

    I am the Czar of Russia and I am the subject of many blockbuster hits. I play Jazz on a banjo and was scouted by the Sacramento Kings. I taught Elvis to dance and Forrest Gump to run in the same afternoon while still finding time to beat Bobby Fisher at chess. I can divide by zero. When I get bored, I build castles out of old Cheez-It boxes.

    I sleep once a month, and when I do, I sleep in a bathtub. I once held my breath for an hour while learning to communicate with dolphins. I am able to prepare top roman in 101 unique and tasty ways. I have sung opera for the deaf and have won bullfights in Lucas’s backyard. I have performed open-heart surgery with a pocket knife and have won numerous staring contests.

    I always speel things correctly. I have been to Rome and toured Greece with Greenday, fought a Minator and slew a dragon.

    But I still haven't finished college....

    Fantasy and Sci-fi

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    If you happen to be one of the fretful minority who can do creative work, never force an idea; you'll abort it if you do. Be patient and you'll give birth to it when the time is ripe. Learn to wait. (Robert A. Heinlein)