83 F is getting pretty close to severe hypothermia and would mostly likely require the assistance of trained medical professionals to treat...
It would be difficult to strike at vulnerable areas with a flail because they're not very precise weapons. Flails originated as agricultural tools...
I'm still not really sure what you're after, but here are a good of weird ones. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion...
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