Haha, yes I realize my example was flawed in the grammatical sense, the phrasing, etc. Before my second post in this thread, I had just read some...
In hopes of finding a solution to this stumbling block, I'm going to post an example, though not an excerpt from the story. "I'm going to tell...
I'll let someone else pick up that tab.
It has been a while since I've used Microsoft Word. Going by memory, isn't word count under "View"? That is where I was looking. I looked just...
I'm on a roll.
Haha, good one. What I think kills any potentially funny joke is the delivery from my Asperger-sounding, monotonous voice. My limp to the stage...
My curiosity was only of the task itself, not the company or any of that. Completely understand, didn't mean to cross boundaries. Edit: And...
Johnny Got His Gun
I cannot offer you advice for, when I was in school and facing a 'pass or fail' deadline, I adopted the philosophy used by the protagonist (who...
I read you loud and clear, op. Before, I had delusions about being a successful stand-up comedian (LOL), now? I'm finally giving a whirl to the...
You want to know what lifts my spirits? [Crickets] I tell cringe-worthy jokes at open mics. Few things bring me more joy than silencing a room...
Thank you for the tips. Unless something changes over time, like out of necessity, I think I'll stick with what I have. I'm comfortable with it,...
Setting is as important to me as time. For instance, I absolutely cannot work on a story at home. I can do research on a topic that I write...
I haven't seen any mention of SoftMaker. The name isn't appealing, there's no denying that. I was using my computer's default Wordpad to write...
Hello, I have an embarrassing question. Over the last five weeks I have been working on a story that is getting longer. The story is a...
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