That Moment...

Yeah! Just like when you...

Oh, just forget it.

 

This is a TMW that I don't know. I can't read a book or series when it's happening. Too much hype will make me turtle on a book.

 

TMW you zip up and realize that, nope, you're wrong, not done peeing yet.

 

That moment you are on the phone or at the checkout lane and someone talks in a high voice, and without hesitation your voice also goes up a few octaves.

 

That moment when you don't have time to dismember your victims by hand and the battery in your Milwaukee m18 sawzall is dead. Oh, well.

 

That moment when you cross @Garball off your "invite to the birthday party" list.

 

Damn autocorrect. I meant to type treehouse

 

That moment when you see that guy who likes to take his lawn mower for a walk, for the first time since moving back. (true story)

 

That moment when you wore Depends for a whole day because you thought they were pads.

 

That moment when you realize there's no toilet roll left

 

Well yeah... because the cat pulled it all off into the floor.

 

That moment when you're sleeping on the plane and wake up to this:

 

Wow, he prayed the shit out of that prayer!

 

TMW your client asks you Are you sure you're a native speaker of English? because your product contains no sentences that end in prepositions.

 

Tell me about it. I'm not sure why he's screaming. I bet even God covered His ears.

 

He was on a plane, maybe he thought god could hear all the way from Heaven.

 

I've seen people praying on a plane before, but they were silent the whole time. I don't know about you, but if I saw a man like that screaming on a plane I would be scared as hell.

 

Same here! To be honest, anyone shouting anything in a small, crowded area would scare me.

 

Next week's debate thread: Praying on a plane- Why do this?

 

I don't know. Why should we debate this next week?

 

Everything else regarding that subject has already been debated.

 

You two are sooo cute together.

 

Puerto Ricans applaud when the plane lands. Seriously. This is not a lie. In fact, here is a video of one of my brethren, celebrating 4:20 (he mentions it), and seems to be one of those who talks a blue streak while celebrating, questioning the why of it.

 

I thought for sure that was going to be this one:


Yours was way scarier.