That Moment...

TMW...you sit down for a good read and the next time you look up at a clock, an hour had gone by. Really? It felt like five minutes to me!

 

That moment...
you find a flea on yourself and alarms go off in your head.

 

I know a fake forum thread used as a spam trap. Let me know your e-mail address and from the next day you can expect a lot of "help" with the problem mentioned above

 

TMW you start spinning in circles just to see if the cat will follow you; she does. Now I have a dizzy, glaring kitty, or at least she's trying to glare...

TMW you realise you should never be allowed to lead anything, yet for some strange reason folks seem happy to go right along with the madness.

 

TMW your anomalous brain goes TMW: Teenage Mutant Wombats, when you see TMNT..., and you realise you have an exasperatingly singular wit, yet very good spelling skills.

 

That moment...
you realize someone would be the perfect match for you but you know it will never happen.

 

That Moment When: You have delivered a pithy, amusing soliloquy and you realise that your audience, (the dog), is asleep under the table paying you absolutely no mind...

 

This happens to me all the time, except the audience is not a dog (I don't have one), but my roommate, who usually pays me absolutely no mind (and sometimes sleeps under the table) (or would, if we had a table).

 

That Moment When: You realise you're so introvert that about the only time you hear your voice, (outside of the work environment), is when you are yammering at the dog.... Not good, not good at all.

 

TMW you are playing a game following a powerlevelling walkthrough and realise its probably for the best that you delete all your current save files an start again as you have been doing it wrong this whole time.

 

That moment when you realize you're so introvert that the only time you hear your voice is when you're yammering at yourself, because you don't have a dog.

I used to be like that. I eventually found a roommate. My roommate is not entirely compatible with me - we have lots of problems. But I've found that having a roommate, even an imperfect one, is better than being alone. My roomie and I are compatible on the most essential level (including the sexual level), and that's good enough. Loneliness would just SUCK for me.

 

That moment when you lick the spoon you've used to mix muffin batter with and then realize you are making chocolate chilli muffins ...

 

I can't say I've ever heard of those. I've heard of putting peanut butter in chili, but never mixing chocolate and chili into a muffin!

 

They taste lush!!!

Like a normal cupcake/muffin while you're eating it and then just as you swallow the last bite, the chilli hits you! I only put a teaspoon of chilli powder in the mix (which did 16 muffins) so they were not that hot. I guess you could add more if you wanted them hotter/spicier.

 

TMW you realise, you never want to live in a place without autumn, even though winter can be a bitch...

 

TMW you realise you are constantly speaking snark and having to translate it into layman terms...ah, singular wit...

 

That moment when you sit on the toilet without checking the seat and you *know* your son was the last person to use it ...

 

That moment when...

you're so tired you're just on autopilot but somehow you're still doing things?

 

TMW you decide to update your OS X to Yosemite, only to be faced with picture of a massive mountain instead of internet access and a progress bar stuck on the first third for almost 24 hours..

 

Ooops!!!

 

That moment when you learn that neither of the main characters of A Seperate Peace were gay.

 

That moment when somebody says that weed isn't a drug because it comes from nature.

 

I know right? Then he ends up dying by falling down about 3 stairs. -_- Gatta be kiddin me.

 

That was sad. :/

The whole thing read like a thinly-filtered glimpse into the mind of a closeted homosexual, and then the author shot that idea down in an interview, leaving us with a simple romantic friendship.

 

TMW you wake up in the morning after a not so relaxed sleep and your first thought is about how far away the next evening is.