Job Title Euphemism Game

Fanfic writer - Garbage Dispenser

Dental Hygienist

 

Ow! That's harsh!

 

Sorry, merely intended to be humorous... Here's an alternative:

Fanfiction Writer - Canon extrapolation dedicant

 

Dental hygenist - Professional Scolder, Toothpicker, Giver of free stickers.

Carnival Barker

 

Carnival Barker - Open event public opinion director

Exotic dancer (as if that wasn't already a euphemism)

 

Exotic Dancer - Mover and Shaker

Milkman (or woman)

 

Milko - Early Morning Bottle Rattler and Bird Treat Dispenser (I can't be the only one who remembers the little blighters pecking through the foil top, right?)

Garbageman/woman

 

Garbage person - Refuse Removal Technician.

(I remember the bird pecked bottle caps! Did yours ever freeze and expand to push the caps off?)

Beauty Therapist.

 

Beauty Therapist: Aesthetic Enhancer Specialist.

Drug Addict.

 

Drug Addict - Pharmaceutical Consumer Officer

Driving Instructor

 

Land Wheeled Vehicle Education Specialist.

Serial killer.

 

Serial Killer - Overpopulation Reduction Engineer, Personal Involvement Specialist

Motivational Speaker

 

Motivational Speaker - Narcissistic Public Orator

Plumber

 

Fluid Containment and Movement Specialist.

Moderator.

 

Moderator - Monitor and Censor of Organized Activity While Maintaining Peaceful Protocols

Groundskeeper

 

Monitor
Of
Decency,
Expressions,
Repartee
And
Totally
Overqualified
Rhetorician

 

Groundskeeper: Dirt and ground maintenance technician.

Internet Addict.

 

Professional Forum Lurker

Pro Hang-Glider (don't even know if this is actually a job )

 

Expert in Using Non-Electrical Gliding Apparatus.

Fangirl.

 

Fangirl - Solemate

Security Guard.

 

Private Expert at Patrolling Assigned Premises.

Hatemonger.

 

Hatemonger- Troll

Farmer.

 

God to whom delivers upon us his Ambrosia.

Money Manager

 

Money Manager: God unto whom we deliver our ambrosia.

Vintner

 

Grap to alcohol producer.

Welder.