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  1. Swiveltaffy

    Swiveltaffy Contributor Contributor

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    That moment when your laptop shits on itself, and you stupidly feel like a pro for using an android tablet as your workstation.
     
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    That moment when your mom stumbles across a piece of your writing, reads a scene about an accidental Benadryl overdose, and wonders if she needs to have a talk with you.
     
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    That moment when you feel like a pro for using an iPod Touch as your workstation.
     
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    Had that when bringing up existential despair and claiming that there are good reasons not to live.
     
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    TMW your mom realizes that you are big enough and she does not need to tell you how to live your life (I'm 38 and still waiting for this moment :) )
     
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    That moment when, over the course of a few hours in the city center, you encounter: alcohol, tobbaco, caffeine, diphenhydramine (Benadryl), doxylamine (NyQuil), dextromethorphan (Delsym), valerian root, kava kava, electronic cigarretes, and panax ginseng. :eek:

    It's easy to forget how many drugs are actually still legal. :p
     
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    That moment when you throw out your back picking up your girlfriend and she's not even overweight and I'm not even old...
    :dry:
     
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    Be sure to lift with your legs, not your back. I'm learning this lesson myself recently.

    The moment when you learn something new that you would never have thought about in a hundred years. Apparently the word 'OK' is derived from the Haitian rum of which I now can't remember the name of. ;_;
     
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    TMW you realise you have IV bruises on both hands...:dry:. Not a good week, and Black Friday isn't even here, yet.
     
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    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    Fess up, you're just a heroin addict.
     
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    TMW you forgot that you shaved your head... and then you pass by a mirror. :wtf:
     
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    Post a picture or it didn't happen.
     
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    TMW you remember that you shaved your head... after you sober up. :eek: :D

    (Note: This has never happened to me. I have a receding hairline as it is, so I'm trying to hang onto every hair I can until I die!)
     
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    I too have a receding hairline but I'm going the other route with it; hence, I just take the guard off the clippers completely, move the the toggle thingy on the side for the tightest cut possible and go to town. ;) I did try actual razor blade shaving once. I'll never do that again. My scalp was not happy for like a month.

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    Love the glasses! You have a very, um, Michael Stipe look going on. ;)
     
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    That moment when you've got to take a shit in your new girlfriend's house.
     
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    @Wreybies, you look really young in that picture. Maybe it's just the angle, but you look like you're 20.
     
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    This is when you excuse yourself and go to your old girlfriend's house and shit there. Then you return with flowers!
     
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    Thanks. :) William hates them. LOL :-D

    Would that it were true! :oops: I've been 20 twice now with 4 left over. ;) Good skin, good genes, don't smoke, don't drink. :agreed:
     
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    I don't have the callous streak. I'd just go into the bathroom and do my best to time my farts with flushes.
     
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    #anality
     
  22. Adenosine Triphosphate

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    That moment when you get ten hours of sleep, but at first it looks like you only got five.

    Yay blackout curtains.
     
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    TMW you use a semicolon in a text message and have to delete it because you realize you're writing a text message, not a literary masterpiece.
     
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    TMW you realize you're succumbing to dumbness because you know the semicolon is the right punctuation mark, but you don't use it. :rant:
     
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    TMW you have to keep your audience in mind.
     
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