That moment when your laptop shits on itself, and you stupidly feel like a pro for using an android tablet as your workstation.
That moment when your mom stumbles across a piece of your writing, reads a scene about an accidental Benadryl overdose, and wonders if she needs to have a talk with you.
TMW your mom realizes that you are big enough and she does not need to tell you how to live your life (I'm 38 and still waiting for this moment )
That moment when, over the course of a few hours in the city center, you encounter: alcohol, tobbaco, caffeine, diphenhydramine (Benadryl), doxylamine (NyQuil), dextromethorphan (Delsym), valerian root, kava kava, electronic cigarretes, and panax ginseng. It's easy to forget how many drugs are actually still legal.
That moment when you throw out your back picking up your girlfriend and she's not even overweight and I'm not even old...
Be sure to lift with your legs, not your back. I'm learning this lesson myself recently. The moment when you learn something new that you would never have thought about in a hundred years. Apparently the word 'OK' is derived from the Haitian rum of which I now can't remember the name of. ;_;
TMW you realise you have IV bruises on both hands.... Not a good week, and Black Friday isn't even here, yet.
TMW you remember that you shaved your head... after you sober up. (Note: This has never happened to me. I have a receding hairline as it is, so I'm trying to hang onto every hair I can until I die!)
I too have a receding hairline but I'm going the other route with it; hence, I just take the guard off the clippers completely, move the the toggle thingy on the side for the tightest cut possible and go to town. I did try actual razor blade shaving once. I'll never do that again. My scalp was not happy for like a month.
@Wreybies, you look really young in that picture. Maybe it's just the angle, but you look like you're 20.
This is when you excuse yourself and go to your old girlfriend's house and shit there. Then you return with flowers!
Thanks. William hates them. LOL Would that it were true! I've been 20 twice now with 4 left over. Good skin, good genes, don't smoke, don't drink.
I don't have the callous streak. I'd just go into the bathroom and do my best to time my farts with flushes.
That moment when you get ten hours of sleep, but at first it looks like you only got five. Yay blackout curtains.
TMW you use a semicolon in a text message and have to delete it because you realize you're writing a text message, not a literary masterpiece.
TMW you realize you're succumbing to dumbness because you know the semicolon is the right punctuation mark, but you don't use it.