^ If it's of any comfort, I couldn't draw that either to save my life. That Moment When...you realize you have Kindle on your laptop and you have a lot of books to read. Guess I'd better get started on them.
That moment when you realize that the stereotypical red-and-white toadstool is actually a hallucinogen.
TMW you've ingested that toadstool and you distinctly hear Blofeld's voice saying, "So, Mr. Bond, welcome to SPECTRE..."
TMW you realize that the person indicated in the document you are translating has two surnames (paternal and maternal, in that order) and that both surnames are the same, which is not too out of the ordinary, but the doubled surname is a very unusual surname. Cousin Cousine... Eeww....
That moment when you realize that you never freed your WF blog from the really restrictive privacy settings that you put up months ago when you first made an account.
That moment when you realize that your snowblower isn't working and you just received a foot of new snow.
That moment when you make Mii characters based off of your characters and have more fun watching them fight each other in Super Smash Bros. 4 than actually writing them. Dear God, I'm obsessed with this game.
That moment when you want to be a writer and have over 1,000 posts on a writing forum, but are scared of writing a short story for English class.
TMW when you're the one "not paying attention" when someone else has an extended conversation with you, of which only the last 5 - 10 words were actually uttered out loud.
That moment when you wake at 5am to go to work at 630am. Everyone is weirded out you showed up. You find out you work at 630pm...
This has happened to me. It actually happened to my roomie just a couple of days ago! I banged on his door at 8pm to find out what he wanted for dinner, and he was flustered because he thought it was 8 am! I hate jet lag and don't deal well with it. He keeps saying he's not bothered by it at all, but then he pulls stuff like that. Weird.
I sometimes use my e-book reader or my smartphone instead of my laptop, too. But as regards writing, laptop is really the best option.
TMW someone inspects or comments on my plate of food. *makes dog growl of warning* I'm not really sure why, but it seriously gets under my skin and one of my parents does it all the time. If I were a dog, I would be the dog you know not to approach while I am eating. Not a good idea. Not at all.
TMW you realize that cocaine is actually legal for medical use. TMW you realize that morphine and heroin are almost the same thing.
TMW you are told that heroin was created as a "non-addictive" alternative for morphine-addicts to take.