That Moment...

i dont think so, some sort of sickness bug from what i can gather

 

The brown bag flu

 

TMW you realize that adults are almost as stupid as teenagers.

 

The sad truth is, some adults make teenagers look like frickin' Albert Einstein.

 

Teenagers are like cats. They appear smarter than they really are.

 

And they like to sleep on top of the refrigerator because it's warm up there and they can look down on us mere servants. And they're easily amused with laser pointers.

 

Teenagers are just smart enough to underestimate how dumb they are. And adults are just mature enough to underestimate how childish they are.

 

TMW you're posting about how teenagers and adults are both really stupid, and you reflect on the fact that you're a teenager using a chalk drawing of your teacher as an avatar. If that isn't pretentious, I don't know what is.

 

Teenagers and cats are both highly pretentious creatures.

 

So are many online forum members!

 

That moment when you get an engagement ring and you find out your allergic to the metal...

 

For the record every time I say something disagreeable it's actually a cat stepping on my keyboard.... :\

 

Nickel?

 

My sister is alergic to copper and so am I, I believe.
Had no idea about silver... explains why all my silver necklaces in the past ended up fading and dying my skin green... thought it was just cheap metal.

 

Better than a food allergy, huh?

 

I can eat all I want but god forbid should I be near metals >.>

 

TMW you walk into Walgreens and you see that they have vibrators right on the shelf. They put them in the "family planning" section.

 

Too funny.

 

I almost bought one just to see what would happen when I showed it to the people at the checkout counter.

 

Better: Buy items around it, as well as it, and compliment them on their design, as how it was so easy to find all these things next to each other -- their relatedness.

 

Did they also have inflatable sex dolls? Butt plugs? ThighMasters?

 

TMW when you simply drive by a Walgreens and your phone chimes to let you know that you've gotten an email with coupons from... Wallgreens! Every time.

It all sounded so good 20 years ago when science pundits predicted these things....

 

Boy did you get some coupons this time!

 

They also had cheap OTC testosterone boosters and condoms, both regular and with special textures... or something.

I recognized one of the Trojan vibrators from a commercial I saw a long time ago on TV. It cost forty dollars, and a lot of the others cost fifteen or twenty. Shit's expensive.

 

TMW: You realise: Well shit! That piece you stuck up as a joke on the Bad Poetry thread is mocking you. It has the potential to be a cool idea, but it's bad poetry...Damn labels and society anyway.