That Moment...

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  1. A.M.P.

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    TMW you need to Google a video on how to open a can of Monster energy drink..
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    That Moment When...
    You look at your entries in the 'worst openers' thread and realize that some of them are actually passable first drafts.
     
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    TMW your pooch wants to give your face and head a tongue-bath... and you let her. :)
     
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    That moment when your husband wants a PB&J and can't find the PB:whistle:
     
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    That moment when you step outside into 17 degrees (F) and think, "kind of nice out this morning".
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    That moment when you're trying to find a 'lol nope' image to accompany this post and you find what can only be described as Teletubbies meets Silent Hill with the titular creature's faces being replaced with horrific, grotesque faces.

    Guess I'm not going to sleep tonight. Thanks, internet! >:[
     
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    That moment when you read Timothy McVey asked for mint chocolate chip ice cream for his final meal while you are spoon deep in your own pint of MCC.
     
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    Think that could be denied on the grounds that it isn't a "meal"?
     
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    TMW you scratch a tattoo and it goes raised and even itchier for being raised. :confuzled:
     
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    TMW you see Wreybies' Law.
     
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    Why are you scratching a midget? Puerto Rico is great, but it's no Fantasy Island.
     
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    Yet another reason tattoos are a Bad Idea. :whistle:
     
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    TMW you wonder if @minstrel eats acorns.
     
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    TMW you realize that it's probably better not to mention one's P.A. :whistle:
     
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    Does that itch, too? :eek:
     
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    Acorns? No. Peanut butter? Yes.
     
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    Nah. But if you sleep on it funny it can get a little sore. :oops:
     
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    TMW you hear some super aggressive melodic death metal song and then when you read the lyrics they're just poetic and depressing. Like, not even any slasher movie-type shit. Just depression.
     
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    TMW the only Prince Albert you want to know about comes in a can.
     
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    And he's already got a pint and a half (sorry, old Bette Midler joke).
     
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    TMW...you have no idea what that means.
     
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    Look at Wrey's signature. ;)
     
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    That moment when you look outside and... sleet. Lots of sleet. The sky is freaking sneezing that sleet all over you.

    Shouldn't have biked to work this morning. :wtf:
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    D: Be careful on the ride home, KaTrian!

    That moment when...

    You are in the middle of your work shift and are seized with a sudden burst of creative energy as some new exciting thoughts flood into your brain. The compulsion to write tugs at you, but sadly, as the forlorn clock informs you, you have 2 hours left 'til you can get home.

    Brain! WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME!?
     
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    TMW you realize that your brain only exists to torment you.
     
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