The I'm Weirder Than You Game.

Oh God. Are you an alien?!

 

Nope. Just protective of my privacy
Guess I got used to it along one of my many moves. It is a true brainache to deal with phones when you are trying to fit in and make sense of a whole new country and the way things are done there. Internet is enough

 

I spend way too much time playing overly complex strategy games like crusader kings 2 lol.

 

I can definitely respect that.

 

I'm weirder than you because I'm normal.

 

LIES!

 

I'm a squirrel with a hat. And I responded to this thread.

 

I know, right? Must take you ages to type anything. Unless you're a giant squirrel with a hat.

 

In a forum full of bears, dogs, cats, owls, and whatever exactly cave troll is at any given moment;
I'm a sign.
A Warning Sign
About dangers that lie ahea

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Oh Yeah? Well some people think I am Tech Support or something of that fashion around here.
Have you tried the button labeled Power?

 

I'm weirder than you because I enjoy taking five hours or longer baths.

 

I don't know if this is "weird", per se, but I doubt there are many others on this forum who were born in Austria-Hungary.

Yes, the dual monarchy. Successor states don't count.

 

I am weirder than you, because I have my own little inside jokes. (Maybe that is just sad, IDK)

 

I'm weirder than you because I have a green hairstripe--as in, a stripe of longish hair down the middle of my head, shaved on either side. and dyed green. (yes, it's entirely on purpose. no, I'm not a punk.)

 

I'm weirder than you because I prefer to eat pizza using chopsticks. Seriously.

 

Hm. Trying to picture this. Do you cut the pizza into little slices before?

 

I hold the entire slice with the chopsticks. It's mainly for keeping my hands clean.

 

I seriously think you might be unique in that.

 

I'm weirder than you because I'm gay and really not neat or fashion-conscious. Nor are my attempts at sassy humour very good generally.

 

Me too! We have electronic phones but we do have a landline. The answering machine guy has this really suave friendly voice and I always feel like he sounds condescending and sarcastic. I can just imagine all those poor telemarketers calling us up and the guy's there "Heeelo. Please leave a message, after the tone." And they just sigh.

 

I am weirder than you, cause I have a secret crush on the real chick that is depicted in my avatar.

 

Do you know her at all?

 

@Oscar Leigh Sorta, kinda, not really. What I do know is that she is in Europe somewhere and has a very interesting job. But no, not really, but that is what lonely people do is fall for celebrities of things they enjoy outside of movies and television. (When I explain it, it just makes me sound sad and pathetic).

 

I'm weirder than you because I love to do the things I'm bad at.

 

I'm weirder than you because I use words like "fallacious" and "stimuli" in ordinary (relatively) conversation.I also enjoy the word "masticate" way too much, though I don't use it that often.