Books we will never read

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    10 Health Benefits to Eating Chicken - WWCA (world wide cow association)
     
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    This ones almost too unbelievable, it completely disregards the first rule of fight club.

    Oh, i need to write a book... lets see.

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    Great Water Parks of Antarctica by Henry Kissinger

    A Practical Guide to Disposing of Your Victims by John Wayne Gacy

    Fine Shaving Creams of the World by Fidel Castro
     
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    Sissy Commando- Magazine By Chuck Norris Vol. 1: Articles include: How to be a delicate Flower and still Kick Ass, Being Rambo: The does and Don'ts of Jungle Warfare In Patent Pumps-Sylvester Stallone, and Sassy and Edgy Hair Styles -Bruce Willis
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    Home Surgery for Dummies by Lorena Bobbitt
     
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    The Donald and his love for Blacks and Hispanics. -an autobiography with foward by Omorosa, and Maria Sanchez personal maid.
     
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    A Brief Guide on How to Make Explosives from Household Remedies by Mahatma Gandhi
     
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    By any author of childrens books...

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    Timmy finds magazine's in Daddy's wardrobe

    How to get sweets from strangers in cars

    101 dalmations - drowned at birth

    Jack and his bean stalk

    A DIY guide to dens with abandon fridges.



    (Sorry, have I gone too far) ;-)
     
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    Just kiddin

    I'm technically reading it right now! :p
     
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    Well played. :p shskeletonz.gif
     
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    There's also Open-heart Surgery for Dummies, Cosmetic Surgery for Dummies and (my favourite) Suicide Bombing for Dummies. Strangely, no author is cited, so I'm guessing it was a team effort by members of the CIA. :)
     
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    I want to read books but don't know why get allergic to the reading habit. Eventually, I end up leaving the book unread. :supertongue:
     
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    Dracula: The True Stiry by Stephany Meyer

    50 Bedtime Stories for Children by E. L. James

    Get Up, Go Out: About Fitness and a High Quality Life by Steven Hawking

    How to Win Friends and Influence People by Joseph Stalin
     
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    :supermad: please start reading threads before you reply to them , this is about the eighth time you've got totally the wrong end of the stick :supermad:
     

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