Useless Facts

Yeah, okay. You seem... fine. You don't need fins.

(But wouldn't everything be BETTER if you had them? And if you were in the ocean, with your pod? Splashing about merrily in three dimensions - you seem awfully limited, stuck there on the ground...)

But you're fine. I guess. (The grey of your sweatshirt is vaguely reminiscent of the glorious black and white pattern of the mighty Sea Panda, so... you've got that going for you!)

 

In 2017 we enter the year of the Rooster.
Lucky numbers: 5, 7 and 8.
Lucky colors: gold, brown and yellow.
Lucky flowers: Gladiola & Cockscomb.
Lucky directions: South & Southeast.
Lucky lunar months: 2th, 5th & 11th.
Lucky days: 4th and 26th of any Chinese lunar month.

And these are facts!

Are you ready for an adventure?

 

I am sure you are just as lovely and just as odoriffic too.

 

I am John Flukinger.

Visit my Facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn

 

@antlad

 

Hey, um, I may have been drinking too much last night. What did I-

<sees that he had changed his avatar to a photo of himself with Newcastle, and has revealed his full name>

Oh my...

 

And your FB link... Link.

 

Well, what's done is done. Worrying about it won't undo it.

 

And the link's broken anyway.

 

Woah, broken is a strong word. Sure, the link has fewer fins than we'd like, but he's not entirely broken.

 

It's completely beached itself for me. Stranded at low tide, baking in the sun, useless.

 

Beware of the paparazzi. Sneaky little bastards. Might try to steal a photo while you are having a shower or something. Might even be hiding behind your curtains! Beware!

 

Genghis Khan has fathered so many children during his reign that 0.5% of the world's population (37 million people) are descendants from him.

 

The laser cat kid ended up committing suicide.

 

I've heard that before. 1 in 200 men or so are considered part of his direct line. The direct line thing was determined by y chromosome's I believe. I also remember reading somewhere about two other possible y chromosome lineages similar in scale. A Chinese ruler and some dystany from Ireland.

 

An umbolith (or omphalolith) is a hard buildup of keratin and sebum in one's navel. Unlike earwax buildups, they are strongly correlated with poor hygeine, and can remain undetected for years.

I'll refrain from posting a picture.

 

Thanks for not posting a picture. I might have had to press the ignore button, haha.

 

Unlike us frail pathetic humans, cat`s are actually cable of drinking salt water since there kidneys are able to filter it out.

 

Don't spray AXE deodorant on your privates. It'll burn. #LifeHack

 

Please tell me this wasn't a personal experience you had.

 

No comment.

 

A two fer...

I have pediophobia (the fear of dolls) and odontophobia.
Being alone is scary somtimes too.

 

The technical term for the winter blues is seasonal affective disorder, or SAD. I can only imagine the person who named it that laughing.

 

I just drove at night for the first time ever.