The way to a man's heart hangs just below his stomach. Keep your friends close, and your enemies buried in your crawlspace.
A song lyric, but: Louis L'amour Broke my heart and now I'm aching for you Louis L'amour What's a boy in love supposed to do?
I disapprove of your drunken stumbling, but I will defend to the death your right to party 'till the sun comes up.
"Hell is others." (But then again, they are often what makes life more bearable.) Does that count as mutilation ? Damn, don't answer that......
Do movie quotes count? We're going to need a bigger shark, to fight this shark. Because that's how you do this, you fight sharks with sharks.
Give a man a fire and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and you warm him for a (short) lifetime.
If an injury is to be done to a man, it should be so minor that his lawyer need not be feared. He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to make memes. If sick beats be the food of hot dance parties, freak on.