That Moment...

Nope, it was an actual onion haha.

 

Grandpa S?

 

I know I'm late to the party, but tweak, nipples... Come on, Link, the erotica is writing itself, man.

 

TMW: You realize that everything is meaningless.

 

TMW you learn from this video:



that Earth just BARELY avoided getting smashed by a small asteroid (not small enough to get burned up in the atmosphere) with enough force that would rival/top the nukes dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It wouldn't have destroyed the planet or the human race, obviously, but it would've caused a tremendous amount of damage and loss of life if it struck in an urban area.

And now I'm gonna be spending all day wondering if we will ever be able to gather up the tech necessary to save ourselves from a gigantic-ass asteroid. Short of actually nuking the damned thing with everything we've got...we're pretty much screwed. :/

 

TMW when you realize the answer is no because the only gigantic ass we seem to be worried about as a species belongs to Kim Kardashian.

 

So there's two ways we as a human race will die out:

#1- We either blow ourselves up with our nukes because we can't seem to get along.

#2- A huge, planet-killer asteroid smashes into us while we're distracted by Kim Kardashian's ass or some other celebrity's ass.

Uh... LOOK! PUPPIES!!

 

I think they figured this out in Armageddon. We're good.

 

Can it be Deep Impact instead? I'd much rather hang humanity's hat on Robert Duval than Butt Man.

 

OK. On that basis, I concur, though I never saw Deep Impact

 

We could always send in Goku. All he'd have to do is kamehameha the shit out of that asteroid.

 

Or read more Nietzsche, because viewing Nietzsche as a nihilist usually means one stopped reading before getting too far in

 

Funny enough having known who those two are, have never read or heard either. But I will avoid both.

 

That moment when, you can feel the senioritis creeping upon you.

That moment when Link`s video leads to a binge watching of Beyond Science video.

 

That moment when your cat insists on "helping" you change your ukulele strings.

 

Leonard Cohen is my favorite artist.

 

TMW it's been so long since you last wrote on a computer that you can't remember where you keep your (up-to-date) files. On my desktop? Or maybe the laptop? Hmm, what about the USB or Dropbox? Maybe on the other USB?

 

Wait til you get a tablet and it starts storing things....where?

 

Oh, I've already gotten a tablet/2-in-1 (last week). Haven't hooked it up into the system yet (haven't decided if I want to install dropbox on it or migrate my dropbox to OneDrive), but I'm sure it will be even more confusing when I start writing on that thing.

 

TMW you realize that next Friday, Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States.

TMW you go on your Facebook feed, and find a post about that on the feed wall. You then see several comments from users saying they support Trump despite them being overseas in Europe or Australias. TMW you wonder if they're actually Americans who are abroad, and not actually Europeans/Australians.

But mostly that TMW next Friday...

 

TMW you want to write a fight scene between Mishu and an evil version of her best friend (well, really a friend who became evil) ala Goku vs. Majin Vegeta. TMW you realize that in-canon, they never do this but you really wanna write that scene!!

Gah!! Can I just write the scene and post it here for critique?