TMW where you go back to writing your manuscript and 'for some reason' start writing a steaming hot sex scene ... that definitely isnt staying in the final draft (given that they are currently on an ambush it would be terrible protocol for blade to take keri into the bushes for a "slowy" )
... and for 'some reason' I think I'll do the same for one of my poor, unsuspecting characters who hasn't appeared in my WIP yet. And now I'll and get writing.
TMW when the talk of penises and sex suddenly has this rather interesting image in your head of Amos and Robin from your Colonial mystery standing butt naked measuring dick sizes before glomping and groaping each other. You're welcome!!
*Manly huff* Not to BRAG or anything but, *manly sigh* https://www.writingforums.org/entry/cybersexmurder-rightuptheass.63673/ I was writing meaningless sex scenes before it was cool
yeah that's what all the girls say... Btw the scene I had in mind got about half written last night before I had to go take a cold shower
this thread really should go in the 'erotica' I'll now abstain from making any more open comments. *goes to take my own cold shower*
Oh let em have their fun. TMW your anxiety decides to kick you viciously in the rear today, leaving you worried and guilt-ridden as fuck. TMW you wish you could down a bottle of wine from the bottle right about now...
You know I felt like I was at a bar, hanging with two friends who suddenly start to flirt aggressively with each other, so I become the awkward third wheel who's trying to desperately decide whether to leave on some pretense or steer the conversation to the topic the three of us were originally discussing.
Actually, now that I think about it... the level of humor and maturity present here is about the same as during a night out with my irl friends.
*slaps moose on the back of his head* *whispers "I think we make poor Link uncomfortable"...* ETA: I am trying to be the grown up here.. and it's not working
I think you (we) being altogether too adult is the issue Dear Daniel can we have an RPG section in the erotica forum please ? (in the light of the opening scene of After the Wave, I'd like to be clear that I mean role play not rocket propelled grenade )