Please help me complete this list; its very important. Well its not, but I give myself half an hour internet/coffee time every morning before writing and this seems as good a use of my time as any. 101 Things You Can Do With A Sonic Screwdriver: Untie rope Unlock a Pandorica Disarm another person's sonic screwdriver Perform medical diagnosis Locate swarms of Vashin Nerada (yes, I had to google that to check the spelling!) Re-attach barb wire Unlock doors/locks/padlocks Disarm security codes Make star whales throw up Boost a space suit's density Take down robot santas by overloading their sensors Locking prisoner zero in his room Destroying/repairing elevators Scanning hospital records Completing final system requirements for dodgy-looking rockets headed for Utopia Changing telly and radio channels Remote control Tardis's (Tardi?) Use in conjunction with a pipe organ to destroy Richard Lazarus Uncorking champagne bottles Get it bitten in half by sky sharks Sealing trapdoors on pits containing carnivorous skulls Melting the ice governess Parting the flesh shell of that scientist who turned out to be a robot bomb - the one with Winston Churchill and the daleks Which reminds me of one of my favourite dr who moments: 'Good lord man, haven't you heard of downloads?' ' . . . said Winston Churchill.' That's all I can remember for now.