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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems.
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five legged buddhists
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five-legged buddhists performing a traditional
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five-legged buddhists performing a traditional Irish Riverdance with
     
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    There I was, six feet under the garden shrubs, where I found a treasure chest. I opened it. Inside I found... a talking bird. Not a parrot, an evil turkey with sparkly purple bags filled with gold and ruby thanksgiving supporters lists. I asked it where did you leave the onions? It answered "I killed your mother inside the kitchen with a knife
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five-legged buddhists performing a traditional Irish Riverdance with the Schmallenberg virus
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five-legged buddhists performing a traditional Irish Riverdance with the Schmallenberg virus that caused constipation
     
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    You there! Aren't you a racist who draws caricatures?!" He yelled."No! I was the very first member of the cult of Yehova's witnesses who founded the United States of America."Just then, the ghost of Abraham appeared from nowhere and exclaimed, "You muddafuggas get out of my bedroom!"It was then that his beard began to sprout ghostly tentacles that squirmed and had been recently fried with soy sauce. The smell was one like cheese. I immediately grabbed my red chopsticks. I then proceeded to try and imagine fried calimari and octopus legs. Mouth opened wide, screaming a battle cry I'd freshly Grind your pickles!Then it happened, I ate sushi! It was sexy. So sexy I had to splash cristal all over my sweaty body. Unfortunately, I didn't know how sticky. My left finger became glued to a big banana. My pet monkey, exhausted from Zumba switched to crossfit in order to relax his muscles.

    "Boy, I'm relaxed!" Even though I hated sushi and once flushed it through the veins of an ore.

    "You like my dog? He has severely twisted intestines that make noise so disturbing that I literally shit bricks. Don't laugh, but I think a hot vindaloo would make him turn into a porn star. Why shouldn't he? It's as if geese don't crap green. Ringsting's a pain in the rectum and knobrot's worse in the heat when you're banging a fat cow in the ear. Not for the choirmaster's fashion sense are tinfoil hats considered de rigeur by the republic. Kilts, however, are draughty around the ould wet haggis and the Gorbals. Then again, a singing goldfish flies through decadence and stars in a heavenly demonic chariot with one wheel and no brakes to catch a glimpse of eternity. Blue bananas suck a cherry un-popped is the code for inane reverie that tickles my massive blue tonsils culminating in effervescent,profuse eruptions of volcanic custard bubbles that froze all cephalopod nervous systems. But wait! There's five-legged buddhists performing a traditional Irish Riverdance with the Schmallenberg virus that caused constipation.

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