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    5 Best [category] Quotes Ever

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ValianceInEnd, Jun 23, 2008.

    What do you think are the 5 best movie quotes ever. Go ahead and post them in a list! Mine are:

    1. "Get away from her you bitch!" - Ripley from Aliens.

    2. "Send more paramedics." - Random zombie from Return of the Living Dead.

    3. Royal Ugly Dude: "Put them in the Iron Maiden." Bill and Ted: "Iron Maiden!? Excellent!" Royal Ugly Dude: "Execute them!" Bill and Ted: "Bogus." - Bill and Ted and the Royal Ugly Dude from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

    4. "I'll be back..." - Arnie from The Terminator

    5. "Don't call me Shirley." - Wesley Neilson from Airplane.
     
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    "Don't call me Shirley." is undeniably classic.

    The others are memorable, though fit into the same sort of genres. It'll be interesting to see what others come up with.
     
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    Aah, I hate lists! I'll just give some I love (because I could never choose!):


    "Luke, I am your father."

    ~ Darth Vader, Star Wars


    "Asta La Vista, baby."

    ~ The Terminator


    "I vant to suck yer blood."

    ~ Dracula


    "I drink your milkshake!"

    ~ Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood


    "Life is like a box of chocolates."

    ~ Forrest Gump


    "Say hello to my little friend!"

    ~ Scarface


    "You should be wearing a dress or no dress at all. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

    ~ Jack Sparrow, POTC II


    "That's one little doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

    ~ Juno


    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

    ~ Don Corleone, The Godfather


    "We must fight.. to run away."

    ~ Jack Sparrow, POTC III


    "Why so serious?"

    ~ The Joker, The Dark Knight


    "Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking."

    ~ The Tin Man, The Wizard of Oz

    "You have to be lost to find the place that can't be found, else everyone would know where it was."

    ~ Barbossa, POTC III


    Sorry! I might post more. :D
     
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    When you think about it,if you shoat out scoobydooby-doo people will know what it is!well i suppose its allso becuase you kinda like say it but...ow theres no point in trying to explain what i did!

    na jokeing!
     
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    Can't just pick 5? :p
     
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    No, I really, really can't. Sorry. :redface:
     
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    In no particular order... (And it's really hard to only choose five!).

    "I hate milk. It tastes disgustingly like cow."
    Edgar in Sexy Sadie.

    "Damn your Yankee laws!"
    "Damn you Brits to hell!"
    Two random soldiers in Once Upon A Time In China

    "Yes. I know this man."
    Isabelle in Amateur

    "Snoochy poochies"
    Jay in every Kevin Smith film he's in. :D

    and even though this isn't a movie, it's one of my favourite quotes of all time...

    Imminent victim: Who're you?
    Seijuro Hiko: You won't be alive long enough to remember my name.
    Samurai X
     
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    "When Cameron was in Egypt land...let my Cameron go."
    Cameron in Ferris Beuller's Day Off.
    (That movie has spawned so many great quotes, it's very very hard for me to pick just one. This one just really mashes my funnybone, though. Cameron rocks so hard.)

    "Elizabeth is safe, like I promised. She's going to marry the commodore, like she promised. And you're going to die for her, like you promised. So we're all men of our words except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."
    Jack Sparrow from PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl.
    (Once again, it was hard to pick just one.)

    "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
    "Define 'interesting.'"
    "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"
    Wash and Malcolm in Serenity.

    "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOOOOOO!"
    Juno in Juno.

    "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
    "A hospital? What is it?"
    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
    Rumack and Elaine in Airplane.
    (Since Shirley had already been done...)

    I feel like I haven't even scratched my good quotes list. I might have to come back to this thread...
     
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    Wow, I had hard time picking five. :p


    "I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low."
    Lucille ~ Bye, Bye Love

    "Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus."
    Lester Burnham ~ American Beauty

    "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
    Michael Coreleone ~ The Godfather 2

    "Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am finished with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!"
    Greg Focker ~ Meet The Parents

    "When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you."
    Maggie Rice ~ City of Angels
     
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    Such a strange choice from the movie, but practically every line was great.
     
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    hahaha....I know, but I often watch the movie just for this one scene, that is my favorite line!! :D
     
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    Oh you guys are just pritting at me because I don't have five. I just don't pick favorites, with some things I can't stand for it. I go insane and feel like I left something out.

    It seems like it anyway. I'm Sorry.. geez.. :(
     
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    Saving Private Ryan
    Sergeant Horvath: Maybe I should go up the middle, sir.
    Captain Miller: The way you run? I don't think so.
    Sergeant Horvath: Maybe I should go up the left, sir.
    Captain Miller: Maybe you should shut up!

    MR. Bean's Holiday
    Sabine: [in French] What kind of idiot are you?!
    Mr. Bean: [in French] What kind of duck are you?!

    Signs
    Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
    Graham Hess: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
    [Weird noises come from the baby monitor]
    Morgan: It's a code.
    Bo: Why can't they get girlfriends?

    Signs
    Graham Hess: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?

    Signs
    Bo: There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

    I know, I really like Signs. :D I can probably think of some more quotes but my dog wants to go for a walk.
     
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    "So what about your better half?"
    "You mean my better two thirds?"
    --Chuck and Larry.

    Nell McLaughlin: When are you going to look at your daughter and realize that she's you?
    Flicka Sorry, i cried at that point in the movie, i had to put it in.

    Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
    Disturbia

    Leslie: You're lucky to have a sister
    Jesse: Yeah, I got four of 'em, and I'd trade 'em all for a good dog.
    Bridge to Terabithia
     
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    Bethany God, I know you must get this question alot, but how many chances like this am I going to get, I have to ask. Why are we here?
    God(touches Bethany's nose) Mwerp!
    Dogma

    Willy Wonka Everything in this room is edible, even me, but that would be called cannibalism, and that's frowned at in society.
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    Mimi Wanna dance?
    Roger With you?
    Mimi No, with my father.
    RENT

    A Life Support Member I found out my t-cell count was low.
    Leader How did that make you feel?
    Member Scared, at first.
    Leader And why not now?
    Member I'm a New Yorker, fear's my life.
    RENT

    The Metatron Do you go drenching everyone who enters your room with flame retardant chemicals? No wonder your single.
    Dogma
     
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    "Why is he worth it? ... because he made me want to live again"
    Snow Queen 2002

    "you jump, i jump. remember?"
    Titanic

    Im going back to sleep for a day, or a week, or maybe a year and I will come back by popular demand
    remake of Alice & Wonderland

    "I feel as if I'm in a room screaming and no one even looks up"
    Titanic

    I didn't know that it was right to love her. I just loved her
    The Horse Whisperer 1998

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    I was just thinking about this... There's a few movie quotes (some of them just one word) that are impossible to use in everyday life without at least one person referencing the movie... i.e.

    "Who you gonna call?"
    Ghostbusters - will we ever be able to innocently ask that again?

    "Two dollars."
    Better Off Dead - I can never say 'two dollars' without thinking about that damn paperboy on his bike!

    "Inconcievable!" - The Princess Bride.

    And Buffy completely ruined the phrase "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" - anytime anyone says that around me and my friends, we take one look at each other and chorus "Poor Xander!"

    One quote I would like to add to my list of personal faves...

    Random person: You're William Blake!
    William: Yeah... Have you read my poetry?
    From Dead Man - that moment is just awesome! :D
     
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    Not gonna try to dredge up 5 right now, but:

    Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
    Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

    also:

    Sallah (to Indiana Jones): Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

    and

    Any random character in Star Wars, at one point or another: I have a bad feeling about this.
     
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    -Transformers The Movie-
    Star Scream. "Megatron is that you?"
    Galvatron. "Here's a hint."

    -Kelly's Heroes.-
    Big Joe. "Oddball whadda yah doing."
    Oddball "I'm taking in some sun vibes man getting them rays while I can."
    Big Joe "theirs still two tigers and a force of Germans running around shooting the sh!t out of us. Why ain't yah shooting them back with that Sherman."
    Oddball. "Oh that tanks broken. Moriaty's 'aving ago at fixing her."
    Big Joe "Why ain't you up there helping him."
    Oddball. "I just drive 'em I dunno what makes 'em tick over."

    -Deep Blue Sea-
    "Tell me I didn't just see that. Did that shark just swim backwards. Thats impossible."

    -Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan-
    Khan "I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up."

    -Highlander-
    Connor MacLeod "The Can Be Only One."
     
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    Another good one from the Incredible Hulk movie:

    Bruce Banner (In Portuguese): Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
     
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    My, the Ghostbusters and Princess Bride lines are truly forever quotable! Princess Bride has some great ones that I forgot. :rolleyes:

    And Cog, that was a pretty good line. haha
     
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    Ah, movie quotes. *big grin*

    1. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
    -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    2. William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.
    -Braveheart

    3. [McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park]
    Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
    McClane: No. [Pauses] Well, maybe that mime.
    -Die Hard: With a Vengeance

    4. With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
    -Fight Club

    5. Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
    -The Matrix


    It took me a while to find these. :) I'd have more, of course, since I'm a movie freak... but these will do.
     
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    All of mine are from Steel Magnolias!

    1) You know what I always say. If you haven’t got anything nice to say, come sit by me!
    2) The whole family looks like they were carved out cream cheese.
    3) I haven’t heard that name since God was a boy.
    4) She’s right! My hair does look like a football helmet!
    5) I’m a chain!
     
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    hahaha....Wrey, I was going to quote this movie a couple of times...but, there are so many good quotes I couldn't pick just a few. LOL!

    My favorites....
    "The nieghbors would feel more alienated if covered in bird sh#t at my reception."

    "My colors are Blush and Bashful, Momma...I haven chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other."

    Everytime I quote Shelby, I end up talking just like her....:p
     
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    The whole movie is a complete Quote-fest! It took me an hour to narrow down my choices. :D
     

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