How could I forget Monty Python and The Holy Grail!? I love those French guys. I also like, "What's the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" "African or European?" "I don't know that... AGH!" Great movie! And fight club is really quotable as well.
"Albertross anyone Albertross." "What flavour is it?" "Its F**king albertross flavour." "Do you get wavers with it." "No you f**king don't get wavers with it." -Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl.
Hehe, I can almost quote the entire movie (Princess Bride) verbatim... :redface: I forgot one though, for the quotes that can never be used without reference to a movie: "You talkin' to me?" From Taxi Diver, of course.
"Fly you fools!" - Gandalf from LoTR "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - Jack Sparrow from PoTC "E.T. phones home!" - E.T. from E.T. "May the Force be with you" - Han Solo from Star Wars
Every new post I'm seeing golden quotes I over looked. Guess there's just to many good quotes for a small list of 5...
Le Chiffre: You know, I've never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing, to cause more pain than a man can endure. [Le Chiffre swings knotted rope into Bond's genitals; Bond groans] Le Chiffre: And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as man. The only question remains: Will you yield, in time? [Bond smirks and laughs] Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind? [Le Chiffre swings again] Bond: No! No! No, no, no, to the right. To the right, to the right! Le Chiffre: You are a funny man, Mr. Bond. [he swings again] Bond: Aaagh!! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. [sobs then laughs] Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls. -Casino Royale
I loved that bit in Casino Royale. When I heard about that scene, I thought the whole movie was gonna be a little too gory...but the way they (and Bond) handled it, it was just awesome. Anyway. "Why, you low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" Princess Leia in Star Wars "Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers." "What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?" "I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." Dr. Evil and Scott Evil in Austin Powers "Ni!" Lots of people in Monty Python and the Holy Grail "I love lamp." Brick in Anchorman "F**********************************K!" Dwayne in Little Miss Sunshine
Admiral James T. Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed. Mal: Good. [Mal shoots the Operative, who falls but quickly recovers.] The Operative: I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron. - Serenity
I can't believe I forgot that one! Especially considering I just wrote some dialogue that referred to it... :redface: Just wanted to post this one too - I'm sure I'll come up with so many more, though... Miles: I can't play that for her. "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon! Edgar: But Moles, they rhyme! From 'Electric Dreams' - gotta love the 80's classic about a computer (Edgar) that falls in love with a cellist... and Moles...
"I've spent the first half of my life trying to be right and the second half trying to be happy. Of the two, I recommend the latter" - Jimmy Stewart, Harvey
Withnail and I : Uncle Monty: There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh, so very special about a firm, young carrot. Mmmm, excuse me. Withnail and I : Danny: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision: let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Annie Hall : Alvy Singer: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. Annie Hall : Alvy Singer: What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler. Some Like it Hot : Jerry: Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
"SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN" The Mask from The Mask "D'OH!" Homer from The Simpsons "Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!" Galadriel from LoTR "Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!" Gandalf from LoTR As you can see, LoTR has many good Quotes xD
"Stupid, fat hobbit! It ruins it!" Gollum from LotR Bart: Now we just have to figure out what to do with these boxes... Lisa: As always, I have some ideas. [hands Bart a list] Bart: [reads, then laughs] Build a fart! [laughs even more] I love it! Lisa: Fort! That's "build a fort!" Bart: That might work, too. From The Simpsons Judge: Bail is set at $900,000 Adrian Monk: [whispers to attorney] Attorney: [stands up] Um... With the court's permission... Could you make it an even million? From Monk "Dude! It looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!" Hugo "Hurley" Reyes from Lost (commenting on Sawyer's glasses) Dr. Kleiner: We will inaugurate the new teleport with a double transmission. Barney Calhoun: You mean its working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat. Alyx Vance: What cat? Dr. Kleiner: Now, now. There's nothing to be worried about. We have made major strides since then. Major strides. Alyx Vance: [more exasperated] What cat? From Half-Life 2 "Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me." Barney Calhoun from Half-Life 2 Well, you can't expect me to not post any quotes from my favorite video game. Especially those involving 'The Cat.' XD
"We are in Kenya. Schweating is what we do." Sean Connery, Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen. "It's an evil f**king room" Samuel L Jackson, 1408 "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams" Jean Wilder, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "Chocolate it shall be" The African-American guy from The Shinning.
It's funnier if you just watch it: Cameron Frye debating with himself It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. -Ulysses Everett McGill, O Brother Where Art Thou (awesome quotes in this movie) Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. -Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski (also another extremely quotable movie) We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang? -Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. -Nada, They Live
[Ben and Juliet approach the Flame Station] Ben: [On a walkie] Mikhail? We're here. [Static] We never has his walkie on. Juliet: What are we doing here? Ben: There's something I need to show you. Mikhail! It's Ben. I'm here with Juliet. We're approaching the house. [Mumbles] Don't shoot us... From Lost Ha, Mikhail is crazy. Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. From Napoleon Dynamite
from "the last boyscout" Joe Hallenbeck:"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your **** into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week". I just love that one too many from Princess Bride so i'll just skip it. Cant remember the exact movie, but Steven Segal in one of his many forgettable shoots... he shoots within feet of a guy, right at the groin.... "I missed, I never miss, they must be smaller than I thought they were"
Since we seem to have migrated from purely movie quotes... Starbuck: Permission to speak off the record? Tigh: Granted. Starbuck: You're a bastard. - Battlestar Galactica (reimagining) [Jayne is demanding that Wash take off for the delivery without Mal and Zoe.] Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe -- MAYBE we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy. Wash: All what? Jayne: You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [starts grabbing at the air] little angels... [Jayne promptly falls flat onto the floor.] Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? Simon: I told him to sit down. [Badger and his crew have occupied Serenity until Mal returns] Jayne: What we need is a diversion.....Zoe could get naked. Wash: No. Jayne: I could get naked. Everyone: No! Simon: I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows. Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. ... [Saffron stands up from the bed and slowly approaches a stunned Mal.] Saffron: If I'm wed, I'm a woman, and I'll take your leave to be bold. I want this. I swell to think of you in me. [She looks down.] Saffron: And I see that you do, too. Mal: Oh, th-th— that's just, uh… Saffron: Leave me at the nearest port. Never look upon me again. I'll make my way with the strength that you've taught me. Only let me have my wedding night. Mal: [resignedly] Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell. -All from Firefly
