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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to the ground In
     
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    his fist clenched tightly into a fist??? lol
     
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    The Alien had large Fangs with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell, the beast killed without warning.
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell, the beast killed without warning. The ruthless slaughter went on
     
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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind
     
  20. poetryliberates

    poetryliberates Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and
     
  21. Raven

    Raven Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns
     
  22. poetryliberates

    poetryliberates Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the
     
  23. Raven

    Raven Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then
     
  24. Jack The Ripper

    Jack The Ripper Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.
     
  25. poetryliberates

    poetryliberates Banned

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    Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
    His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
    His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

    Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

    dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

    He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
    He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh shit" he mutters.

    The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

    The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

    The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
    Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

    Tom shat himself and ran
     

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