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Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon.

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming.

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Olson stood in total amazement

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater.

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung

 

"With a heart heavy hung" - previous

he treads his path alone. - My addition

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about was that he was hungry.

 

Once apon a time in the United Kingdom There Lived a really disturbing guy named Harry Buttercum, He loved to dance naked in his room with the door wide open, even though his neighbour could see.
His neighbour often complained but it was to no avail, because one hot August night, he was caught with the neighbour's cat between his legs and there was no surprises. The cat was emotionally damaged and became suicidal, who knew he wasnt doing it willingly.
His poor owner was devistated, and bought a new cat. The old cat was devastated, but Harry didnt care anymore, he would do it again.

Harry walked through the darkness, searching for the frightened cats. But because it was to

dark, he couldn't see his swag that he'd dropped. He picked up a key, and unlocked the cellar door by the old public house. Walking inside, and searching for a perfectly aged drop of Savingon Cabinet. He finally found a perfectly aged bottle and carefully removing it from the wall rack. He smiled reading the date on the label. Holding the bottle with ease so he wouldn't drop it.

He then took a swig and loved the taste. Harry drank more and more until finally the last drop touched what seemed to be the cat. He bent down to see the last drop disappear into the cats open mouth. He looked at the cat in dellusional disgust of what it had done to him. His fist clenched tightly into a fist raising his arm and lunging towards the wall but falls over.
He lookes up to witness the site of a horrific alien looking down upon him. "Oh ****" he mutters.

The Alien had large Fangs, with saliva drooling down to the ground In such an attractive manner that the cat instantly noticed and the alien leaned forward grinning Moments before he grabbed the black cat and lunged it into his wide fanged mouth he slowly chomped and chompeed munching the cat to pieces.

The Large alien began its way along the path and out of the hedge into the street. It went on a rampage.

The people ran from the hideous beast, those who fell The ruthless slaughter went on.
Jerry came out from behind the bush with Tom and both were armed with railguns. They opened fire on the beast. The creature turned then Picked up Jerry and ripped his body clean into two.

Tom shat himself and ran, followed by Harry and Jason. The trio fled the streets, looking for anywhere to hide. The alien had destroyed everything.

Then came the woman dressed like a female Rambo looking at the carnage with sheer owe.
She locked and loaded, she smiled and pulled the chamber of her large gimpy machine gun.
What followed was an abuse of sheer deafening sound with the gun chucking empty shells from the chamber in a blaze of sheer auto fire.
The Beast bellowed in sheer pain, as the bullets plunged into its heart. Stumbling backwards and falling against tall buildings, it stood tall and let out a deafening howl as it lunged forward snarling violently.

Then from nowhere came a second Beast roaring,intimidating the locals into being its servants, they obeyed.

Then more and more beasts came, forcing the locals out of hiding.

Two weeks later all the locals were dancing with fear from the new rulers. They decided to take action. But got stopped by a giant marshmallow man who was finally killed by The Mob. Leaving remanants of marshmallow everywhere so the mob cleaned up. To their surprise they happened to be extrememly hungry and ate all the aliens. However, this had the unfortunate side effect of enormous nipples invading the lower side of his disgusting and hairy lower back. He had no real idea just how disgusting he looked and he actually paraded around in front of a mirror.
Sadly one day the zoo got tired of his antics and they decided was time to leave for home. But they had unfortunately been locked in their cages and could not break free for the life of them.
They merely decided it was time to learn how to play a game called impossible.

Then Cliff Richard began to sing nursery rhymes and made every fall asleep from boredom.

So Jack Nicholson shot him dead. Then continued on his way to star in the next Batman movie, only he never made it ontime because a huge truck then came along and ran him into the ground slaying his every segment of flesh leaving behind no trace of who he was except a sinlge tooth. Then a man came and picked up the tooth.

Looking around at the devastation stood general Orson who held a tiny fragment of metal in the palm of his hand. Looking around intently he wondered what he was doing there. Then he suddenly remembered that he was wanting to have his nails manicured today at a gay bar for the elderly, which is only a few pennies from his deep pocket which is now covered in a purple velvet colour cloth.

He turned around and began scratching his nether cheeks absently.

The Sky above turned a dull Grey, though cloudless at high noon. It was clear to see the dark ones would soon be coming. Orson stood in total amazement before the sixty foot canary swooped down and ripped his moms favourite sweater. With a heavy heart hung he treads his path alone. All he could think about was that he was hungry.

"mmmmmm... steak burger." saliva pooled