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    A Call to Moms

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 123456789, May 11, 2014.

    Between Eve and the Morlock dame,
    With a shout to the Virgin blessed,
    For the trillions of thighs splayed without shame,
    And the first suckle of a tender breast,

    *Ahem*

    To the Facebook flashers with their baby pics,
    To the pregos and their bag of tricks,
    To the middle age moms in constant malaise,
    To the hussies collecting checks every thirty days,
    To the cougars in the Foxfire grill,
    To the right winged inbreds who won’t take the Pill,
    To the wives in the Hills with the Botox lips,
    To the east coast moms with the padded hips,
    To the new moms on the planes, you’re the worst,
    To those selfless women, who cry, “my kid first!”
    To the bleating heifers on the hospital bed,
    To fat Marie who lost her head,
    To the MILFS, the ma’ams, the madams, and the Mrs.,
    Let’s not forget grandma, with her leech lipped kisses,
    To each and every one of you, I say,
    May you have a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!! :) :) :)
     
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    Happy Mother's Day to all WF moms!
     
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    Happy Mother's Day! :love:
     
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    grazie mille!

    love and hugs to all, maia [mom of 7; grandmom of 19; great-grand of 2...at latest count]
     

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