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    A Hindu, a Muslim and a lawyer are traveling

    Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Steerpike, Dec 16, 2015.

    ...and they get stranded in the countryside and end up having to stay at a farmhouse. The farmer tells them they're welcome, but he only has two extra bedrooms, and one of them will have to stay in the barn.

    The Hindu volunteers to sleep in the barn, but a few minutes after he leaves there is a knock at the door. The farmer opens it to find the Hindu looking apologetic. He explains that he can't sleep in the barn because there is a cow there, and he doesn't feel comfortable sharing the space with an animal his religion considers sacred.

    So the Muslim agrees to go and sleep in the barn. But a few minutes later there is a knock at the door and the farmer opens it to find the Muslim there, also looking apologetic. He explains that he absolutely cannot sleep in the barn because there is also a pig there, and his religion considers those animals to be unclean.

    So the lawyer finally agrees that he'll go sleep in the barn. The farmer closes the door for what he hopes is the final time, but a few minutes later there is yet another knock. The farmer opens the door and it's the cow and the pig.

    h/t reddit
     

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