Hello and welcome, or should I say thank you for the welcome, because you welcomed me first. Or so the nicely worded pm has lead me to believe. I have to admit, I'm not very good at introductions. You know, I show up and I bring cup cakes, only to learn that what I really should have brought were little brownies with a very special ingredient. But I didn't think to bring that, and well now you're screwed. You are screwed because after reading this...you're probably going to need a little of that special ingredient, and you won't have any. Unless of course you have your own supply, and in which case I must say, shame on you for not sharing with the rest of us. So this is my introduction, my arrival, and my hello to you all. If I'm to call myself a writer, I would be an unknown and unpublished, and really I'm just an eater of words and when I put those words to paper I just hope that I don't make a mess on the table. I've never written a novel, and few short stories that I would consider something worth the mention. It is odd that I say worth the mention, but don't actually mention any of them. Thing is, I would but I don't remember the names of any of them. So if you're still reading this, I'd like to say thank you and I hope to get to know you all better soon.