The easy ones are too easy. The hard ones are too hard. The medium ones are too mediocre. The jumbo ones don't fit on my lap. The newspaper ones get black ink on my hands. The big-print ones can only be found in nursing homes. The British ones aren't even crosswords. The tricky ones (word play) are too tricky. The American ones have too many foreign words/phrases. The "T.V. & Movie" ones have too many archaic/one-hit-wonder actors to know without Googling. The Bible ones assume you have memorized all the scriptures in all languages from the ancient times. The Weekend ones take all week. The Sunday Time's ones are just down-right frustrating unless you're Einstein. Furthermore, They're addictive and bad for your mental health. Vent over. Back to 72 Across: A gay Russian czar post Ming Dynasty (Fr. adj.) . . .