So with it being a couple days before Christmas I thought I would start a little fun thread for people to say what they want for Christmas. I'll start. All I want for Christmas is a mail order bride. I don't really care what country she comes from or if she can cook, as long as she does the dishes I'm more than happy to cook. The most important thing is that she doesn't snore or fart in her sleep. ...oh and I also want peace on Earth and all that other jazz too.