I recently read a report about a Japanese women who took her new, expensive pet poodle to the vet because the dog wouldn't bark properly. The vet examined the dog and said that the reason the poodle didn't bark was that it was in fact a strategically shaved lamb. A police investigation was launched that uncovered the surprising truth that large numbers of wealthy Japanese women had been duped into buying well-shawn sheep under the illusion that they were pedigree poodles. I nearly broke a rib laughing when I saw the photograph. I was wondering if anyone else had any amusing news?