Quick version: My MC tries wants to kill herself (don't worry about why), but just can't seem to make it. She's tried hanging herself, eating sleeping pills, alcohol poisoning, even throwing herself off a roof, yet she is still alive. So if the normal way won't do, it's time to try get creative and let loose the absurdity. So, does anyone know of weird, creative, aburd, stupid, insane or just plain stupid ways to try to kill yourself? So far I've got: 1. Rolled a wheelchair downhill on a road towards a busy intersection. 2. Tried to hijack a police car with a banana. 3. Ate an entire chocolate cake on her own, hoping she could eat until she died. She ate until she threw up instead. 4. Ran onto a airport runway, hoping a plane would land on her. 5. Tried to climb the Empire State Building on the outside dressed as a monkey. 6. Watched the entire Twilight-saga non stop. Twice. (that was a close call, though.) Anyone got any more ideas? The weirder, the better.