Yeah, why not share a coffee? Maybe throw a ball together, hot tub and vodka after... 'SKOL! 'SKOL.!' 'SKOOL..!' We snigger, and we laugh, our great humour is shared. I play you all of my favourite songs. We wear fluffy gowns upon a fluffy lino... 'Dance CT, dance to the Men Without Hats,' I say. 'I am dancing as fast as I can...motherf#>$%r,' you say. Something is wrong, I sense something unspoken. Where is my mini-cab? The rest of the evening remains a blur in my memories. I awake on the freeway, wearing your swimming trunks. This mystery consumes me into retirement and beyond... ... Would you consider a medical type enhancement operation at a professional surgery overseas at competitive rates, most probably affordable in hypothetical situation..?
I trust the basement with the hard wooden table a questionable array of rusty implements that you stole from an old woman's kitchen. Hell grab another fifth of Vodka and lets get on with it. I assume cash is the preferred form of payment, at this fine establishment. Go nuts, now pour us another round. Should I trust @matwoolf surgical prowess and practice?
I'd only trust @matwoolf if you gave him a big plate of beans on toast and pint of Guiness beforehand. Maybe add a left hand cigarette to steady his nerves... Do you check the toilet to see if you are proud of the deuce you just dropped before you flush it?
nope, not something i'd think of doing (eeeeewwwwwwww) If University/College was free what would you study (aside from Creative Writing?)
History. Or maybe foreign affairs. Or politics. Just hear me talking.. if anyone had said I would give the above answer half a year back.. naw, writing sure provides surprises Would you rather have a garden overgrown with wildlife or make a smooth grassy bed?
Gah! I had almost finished my reply to @ChaosReigns' question! Now I can't boast about university being free in Sweden. As for your question: I can't speak for the masses but I'd personally be intrigued by a writer with that name. My question: If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would you choose?
One of my characters has a 10kg genetically engineered pet elephant. I think it's a secret fantasy for me. I also wouldn't mind having tiny dolphin for my aquarium. If you could choose one language to instantly be fluent in, which would you pick?
There there. (pats @Komposten on the back) Don't cry. I sorry I was a smidgen faster to the answer, but that is awesome that you have free Uni in Sweden. I would have to say either German or Russian. How do you feel about the fact that you in a sense play god, as a writer?
I feel guilty about what I do to people sometimes. I've tried writing stories where horrible things didn't happen to people. They were boring. Have you ever had a big dramatic disaster happen during a holiday dinner? (Like the way Hollywood portrays every Thanksgiving or Christmas family meal.) OMG Uncle Sam is actually gay!!! And grandma died while sitting in front of the fire during the reading of Twas The Night Before Christmas!
i wouldnt say i had anything dramatic happen per se, but during Easter sunday this year i had a seven f@!$ing hour coach journey home which was boring (and i would have much rather spent an hour listening to christmas songs than that but that's besides the point. Have you met someone you realise closely resembles/acts like one of your MC's and what was that experience like?
Yes and no. One of my MCs is loosely based on a few people I knew in the past. Other than that one, they're all either horrible people or have horrible things happen to them, so I probably wouldn't enjoy the meeting. What is something that one of your positive/heroic main characters has done that you couldn't bring yourself to?
One of my MC killed for his beliefs. He hated the experience and it was the turning point for his life. What can other people do that you find yourself being envious over?
Maths. My brain gets fuzzy over maths. Thinking in purely organised patterns is not natural for my chaotic brain. So I'd like a more intuitive sense of maths. What's your favourite kind of tea? Or do you not drink tea? (Heretic)
Dorothy turns away from the feet sticking out to look at Glenda the Good Witch and says, "The house always wins bitch." Cue music. Craziest place you've ever had sex?
I stole it and put it in a jar. I now use it to make smoothies. How many chucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norrises?
That is an impossibility considering there is and always will be only one Chuck Norris. Or maybe it would be on the same level as the reaction of matter and anti-matter, and you just killed us all. Do you ever wish your characters were real people?
I love waffles. I've got a waffle maker, but I still miss being able to get the frozen ones. Whisky or Whiskey?
Whiskey, because it is the "key" to getting hammered. Serious question, if you were a member of a forum, and a member said they were a white separatist, then said this: "Unlike "chosen of god" jews or negroes dating white girls, I have nothing to prove. If I told you what I have done, you would be amazed. Even as a high school dropout, you are a worm compared to me. Apart from the first thing I mentioned, in the near future you are going to be hearing something so great that it will make you drop to your knees in disbelief. I want you to remember this. Because when that happens, I want you to keep in mind that it was I who did it. But before you do so, don't bother asking me for details." Would you report it to the FBI?
Yes. 100%. Please do it, or give me the guys info so I can. Have you ever liked something before it became popular, then stopped liking it because you felt like someone just "following trends?"
Yeah, I'd pass that information along to law enforcement. Shades of Elliot Rogers with racism thrown in.
