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    Billy Mays Must Die!!!!

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Cogito, Oct 5, 2008.

    If you don't know who Billy Mays is, he;s that loud-mouthed pitchman on too many commercials, who looks like a greasier Al Borland (you know, Tim's sidekick on Tool Time in Home Improvement), but with a voice designed to make your ears bleed.

    His voice isn't funny-annoying, like Gibertt Godfrey. Itis just teeth-grindinly loud, with a pitch JUST enough above midrange to induce the fingernails-on-a-blackboard itch in your brain, where you just want to scream "Shut UP!" at the TV.

    Yes, Billy Mays must die. Preferably in an echo chamber, blasted with a nonstop recording of his own razor-wire voice.
     
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    I always knew Cog was the creative director behind the Saw movies.


    BTW my wife swears by Oxyclean.
     
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    I quite like the sound of fingernails on a chalk board though... even more so, roofing nails on a chalk board!
     
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    You still wouldn't like Billy May's voice.
     
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    Oh he isn't that bad .... at least you aren't married to him. His poor wife.
     
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    She probably walks around with ear plugs, ear muffs, and her hearing aide turned off! lol!
     
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    For those who don't know what Billy Mays sounds like ... imagine Richard Simmons as a man.
     
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    with a megaphone...
     
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    I have endured far worse... one of my mothers friends voices is that bad that it actually makes my teeth hurt when I hear her talking. So glad she never visits anymore!
     
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    Exactly! OK Cog I have gone on to your side on this one. He must die.
     
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    You guys are just proving his point! You may hate him, but that just guarantees that you'll remember him and the products he sells! That's why they use him! You're playing right into his hands!
     
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    *GASP* Maybe one of us IS Billy Mays!

    *Cue scary music*
     
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    The Devil himself:

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    And Torana - I refuse to buy any product I hear him screaming at me. I remember him, all right. But I boycott their products for their obvious poor judgment in using that clown.
     
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    Hmmmm Cog got a pic up pretty quickly <_<
     
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    I think we found out who Cogito is in real life! o_O
     
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    Dum dum DUM!!!!
     
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    Now that was just plain nasty, T!
     
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    ROTF!!! LOL!

    Psst he didn't deny it.
     
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    ::knock knock:: Come out of the Billy Mays closet, Cogito. We know you're in there.
     
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    BAHAHAHAHA!

    He confessed!!!!
     
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    0_0 (speechless for the first time)
     
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    Like bloody hell! I am not Billy Mays! I doubt I'm even the same species as him.
     
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    He's a cyborg. He went to high school with The Terminator, and used to get bullied by him all the time.
     
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    And he's getting revenge by yelling and selling cleaning products?
     
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    LOL! Just LOL!
     

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