If you don't know who Billy Mays is, he;s that loud-mouthed pitchman on too many commercials, who looks like a greasier Al Borland (you know, Tim's sidekick on Tool Time in Home Improvement), but with a voice designed to make your ears bleed. His voice isn't funny-annoying, like Gibertt Godfrey. Itis just teeth-grindinly loud, with a pitch JUST enough above midrange to induce the fingernails-on-a-blackboard itch in your brain, where you just want to scream "Shut UP!" at the TV. Yes, Billy Mays must die. Preferably in an echo chamber, blasted with a nonstop recording of his own razor-wire voice.