Books we will never read

Discussion in 'Word games' started by HellOnEarth, Jan 12, 2007.

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    12 Steps to Winning Hangman - Saddam Hussein
     
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    To Serve Man by Jeffrey Dahmer
     
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    How to defraud me and steal all of my money while I'm in jail by Lord Jeffery Archer

    (Note: this was actually written, but it wasn't called that, and was actually a piece of fiction about fraud, the methods from which fraudsters later used on Archer himself :p)
     
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    How to be the Life of the Party by Charles Manson
     
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    How I went crazy and wrecked a perfectly good band by Axl Rose
     
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    How I went crazy and wrecked a perfectly good band by Yoko Ono


    (I don't even like them, but w/e)
     
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    My Erotic Escapades in the Oval Office, by William Jefferson Clinton

    Quiet Reflections, by Rosie O'Donnell

    My Beauty Secrets, by Whoopi Goldberg

    The Official Tom Cruise Fan Book, by Brooke Shields
     
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    Which Kneepads? by Monica Lewinsky
     
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    critical thinking and pronunciation - george bush
     
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    Lol, Lord.

    Celibacy: Hugh Hefner
     
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    Battlefeild Earth: Return of the Pychelo - Ron L Hubberd.

    I couldn't finnish Battlefeild Earth... so dull!
     
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    Guide to hospitality - Macbeth
    Eat your way to health - Homer Simpson
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    How 'bout . . .
    Clean and Sober, co-authored by Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
    Perfecting the Art of Sounding Smart - George W. Bush
     
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    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    Hereditary Genius: Two Generations of Smart.
    By George W. Bush.

    Sorry, Daisyfly, I copyed off you :p.
     
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    There's Nothing Out There - Tom Cruise

    101 Ways To Keep Your Man Happy In Bed - KD Lang

    The Natural Look - Joan Rivers

    Always Look On The Bright Side -Leonard Cohen

    Hang Gliding - Pavarotti

    Modesty - Simon Cowell
     
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    Your "Leonard Cohen" book is my favorite post in this thread. lol I love it.

    Okay - let's try -

    101 Meals to Share With Your Neighbors - Jeffrey Dahmer
     
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    I try to please and I am especially pleased that it was appreciated by someone from Pennsylvania as my daughter has just returned from Phili and she was very well looked after while she was there
     
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    Cool - that's quite a ways from Sunderland!! Hope she enjoyed our lovely little state.
     
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    She's been twice this year and may be going back in December.I reckon she'll move there eventually
     
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    That's awesome. It's beautiful here.
     
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    the complete book on childcare - britney spears

    how to look good naked - peter kay
     
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    23 Ways to Please Your Man- Loraina Bobbet

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    How to Love all Colors and Creeds- Neo Nazis Orginization Feat. Special Guest the KKK on loving thy Non white neighbors.

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    God and the Gospel- Timothy Leveigh
     
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    And I'll bet his biggest decisions are which pictures to include.

    And he could write another entitled: How to be a Complete Dork and Still Get Elected Prime Minister
     

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