Oh! I read that one! But it was entitled: The Toothpaste Annual (because according to a report I read, there's actually sugar in most toothpaste... just in case no one got that one)
@Sack-a-Doo! That was great, thank you for the laugh this morning. A ten volume set of Stuff Bush shouldn't have said.
You're welcome. I sat here for about half an hour trying to come up with my own titles, but they all sounded pretty lame. So, I starting riffing on other people's stuff.
Mostly I just enjoy reading other people's analysis of his work. @Jack Asher highlights the most amusing oddities so I don't have to dig for them myself.
Well the Kindle version of the guys first book is free, if you want to exp. all the crazy ramblings of a deluded man.
No Small Step for Man - A Neil Armstrong Autobiography on his 'trip' and how the first imprint on the moon wasn't that of a boot, but a helmet.
The Official Guide to the Language of Hamsters 101 Pretend Food Recipes for your Doll's Tea Party Crafting with Toe Nail Clippings Sock holes; what they reveal about your Personality The Invisible Man - a photo history
Brilliant! Just take a bunch of pictures that don't have a man in them - empty rooms, riderless horses, etc. - and sell it under this title. Sure best-seller!
How to Guide for Writing Riveting Fan Fiction- Dylan Soccaccio and E. L. James All the Cutesy Things- Clive Barker Celibacy- Sue Johanson Great Acting and How to Land the Roll- Ben Affleck Privacy- NSA
Shit Happens - Confessions of a proctologist Help, Hitler's on my ankle! - Scars that look like historical Figures The Hairball Identification guide.
Everyone's Favorite Kool-Aid by The Reverend Jim Jones Making Pornographic Movies Using Modern Digital Technology by The Amish A Sherpa's Guide to Arctic Ocean Whaling by Tenzing Norgay How To Win Friends and Influence People by Charles Manson