Books we will never read

Discussion in 'Word games' started by HellOnEarth, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. Sack-a-Doo!

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    Oh! I read that one! But it was entitled: The Toothpaste Annual

    (because according to a report I read, there's actually sugar in most toothpaste... just in case no one got that one)
     
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    A ten-volume set! :)
     
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    @Sack-a-Doo! That was great, thank you for the laugh this morning. A ten volume set of Stuff Bush shouldn't have said. :superlaugh:
     
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    You're welcome. I sat here for about half an hour trying to come up with my own titles, but they all sounded pretty lame. So, I starting riffing on other people's stuff. :)
     
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    Any of the Twilight books. I know thats may sounds cliche, but just no. Also 50 shades of gray.
     
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    Charity's Great - Ayn Rand
     
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    I get the feeling you didn't look at what this thread actually is.
     
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    The World Book Encyclopedia, by Sarah Palin.
     
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    A Gentlemen's Guide to Social Etiquette - Kanye West
     
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    How to handle criticism-by Dylan Soccaccio
     
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    I take it you have joined the: I have to read this awful guys nonsensical purple prose club? :p
     
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    Mostly I just enjoy reading other people's analysis of his work. @Jack Asher highlights the most amusing oddities so I don't have to dig for them myself.
     
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    How to make a 'Home Movie' - Kim Kardashian; co written by Paris Hilton
     
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    Well the Kindle version of the guys first book is free, if you want to exp. all the crazy ramblings of a deluded man. :p
     
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    No Small Step for Man - A Neil Armstrong Autobiography on his 'trip' and how the first imprint on the moon wasn't that of a boot, but a helmet.
     
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    Brilliant! Just take a bunch of pictures that don't have a man in them - empty rooms, riderless horses, etc. - and sell it under this title. Sure best-seller!
    :D
     
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