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    Bragging

    Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by Yarnillah, Dec 27, 2009.

    Okay, this is a game I like to play when I really want a laugh, or when I want to work on my bragging skills. Haha. So, what you've go to do, is "top" what the person who has posted before you has said. For example: Player A could say, "Yesterday, I saw a daisy crying." Then Player B could say, "Well I saw a dandeline comforting that daisy." You see how ridiculous it can be?? Let's just have fun with it :p
     
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    I taught you how to play the lute, which is a far more superior instrument.
     
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    who was it that got the bong out of your hand and got you out of the door to get the job in the first place? It was me.
     
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    I was the doctor who saved your life when you were a baby. You in turn inspired someone to be a motivational speaker, who in turn motivated a terrorist to change his ways. This terrorist was going to release a virus which would wipe out the earth's population. So really, the world was saved because I saved one small little baby. No need to thank me.
     
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    I was the one who GAVE the virus to the terrorist, thus ensuring your fate. Without me being so villainous, you saving me as a baby only to later thwart my evil ploy would not have made you a hero. You'd just be someone who let a baby die... So you're welcome.
     
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    When I saw that you were sick as a baby, I used my omniscient abilities to choose the doctor who would save your life, and snatched you and flew you there because I can fly. I punched through the hospital wall, threw you into the doctor's arms just in time, payed for the rebuilding of the hosiptal , donated an extra 1 million dollars to that hospital and every starving country in Africa, and still had time to do 100 push ups and circumnavigate the globe twice before sunset.
     
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    It took you two days to circumnavigate the globe?

    I can circle the galaxy in ten seconds... and, I found the doctor on another planet that grants him immortality. I teleported him there instantly. The teleportation process caused Africa to break in half, but I sewed it back together so fast, nobody noticed the breakage.
     
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