Thursday isn't good for me, Donald Trump is selling his hair on ebay. What about the day after never?
Well we have to have this meeting or the company will collapse and frankly the buildings structural integrity is already quite unsound (I swear a support beam just swung from the ceiling and hit my secretary in the nose!) How about Monday after next?
Lol! I don't think I can make it then. Basically because I can't count that far - which means I'll be doing something irrelevant that isn't important enough to not pass up. How about tonight?
Not possible tonight. I am busy looking for hairs on the palms of my hands. Then I have to count them... How about tomorrow night?
I have a date with Jessica Alba and its not every day you get a date with the jessica alba! If you think I'm passing that up you need a week in the loony bin. How bout on friday when you get out .
Well I would get out on Friday, but seeing as you keep me chained to your bed I don't see how that's going to be possible! How about Saturday?
naw Saturday's no good, Lordofhats is having a big party in honor of his new puppy. How about Monday?
No, Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day, and it's my turn to cook for Boston. Howzabout Thursday morning?
Tuesday's not on for me I have to collect something form Cogito. He owes me money! How about thursday?
I plan on robbing the worlds richest ten people by blackmailing Harrison Ford and kidnapping his family to make him do as I ask (He's got to run out of luck sooner or later ) How about wednesday?
Sorry, Can't make it Friday. I'll be working on creating my army of Werewolves that day. Is Saturday alright with you?
Monday I have to get new tires on the DeLorean. How about yesterday? I'll give you a ride if you need it.