Can We Reschedule?

I deleted tuesday becaue it sucks. I guess that defaults us to wednesday.

 

I cant do wednesday because the FBI want to send me into protective custody. Hattie's a menace!! How about thursday.

 

I can't do Thursday. I've got to keep an eye on Souji for the FBI.

 

but what are you doing on Friday?

 

Firday is completely out. I'm taking over a small Central American country that day.

Can we do Monday?

 

Monday is a no go, I have to hang upside down in a bat cave and contemplate human life.
How is Tuesday for you?

 

Tuesday? Nope, not gonna' work. The small Central American country I took over on Friday has decided to hold democratic elections that day. I've got to squash that, and with a quickness.

How ‘bout Wednesday?

 

What does Wednesday Addams have to do with anything? :/
How about Thursday?

 

Thursday is also out. I'm taking Uncle Fester to get his head polished.

Friday?

 

I'm skipping Friday and doing three consecutive Thursdays instead. How about Friday?

 

No. I have t go to a crystal lake and screw with some camp counselers in a hockey mask. *Put son mask and picks up machete giggling maliachly*

How about Saturday?

 

Nope, I have to go to a retraining course for cereal killers.

How about the week after next, Wednesday?

 

On wednesay I'm investigating the murders of Tony the Tiger, Lucky, Tucan Sam, Captain Crunch, and Snap Crackle and Pop

 

How could you even ask me that? You know that's when I study the elusive mating dance of the drunkards of northern America. -pick-up-beer-take-drink-put-back-down-repeat-
How does Saturday morning sound for you?

 

No can do I am overseeing a shipment of Marsubears that day. They can be ornery.
How bout Thursday of next week?

 

I plan on killing some newly arrived marsubears that day. How about Monday?

 

Monday I have to lay on the side of the road and pretend to be roadkill.
How about Tuesday night?

 

Ever so sorry, but I'll not be available. I'm contacting Green Peace that day over some freshly killed (and rather expensive) Marsubears.

Saturday, perhaps?

 

Saturday is my meeting with The Cult.
You wouldn't want me to miss that, now would you? Bad things could happen.
How about Sunday?

 

Sunday is when I am breaking the Marsubears free and I will load them ice cream bars as weapons.
How about the week after next week after the next week, Friday?

 

So sorry. There was a giant shipment of ice cream sandwiches sent to help some ailing Marsubears, and since I am the largest manufacturer in North America, I find that I am now rather understocked. Have to go to the plant that day and make sure that we are doubling the Marsubear ice cream sandwich production.

Tuesday work for you?

 

I will be aiding the Marsubears to run down all the local zoos.

How about Thursday?

 

Thought I could, but I can't. I'll be conducting a recruitment session with some militant Placentaroos. They have a bone to pick with the Marsubears.


Friday?

 

im helping storm Normandy on Friday cant make it. How about Monday?

 

By then I will be aiding the Marsubears to take over the presidency. How about Tuesday?