There is always a member of staff lurking. What do they expect to find? Lord of The Flies? Heads on spikes? Or are they closing in to force the tin-foil hats on us all?
That's by design, actually. We wanted mods in all sorts of times zones, so there's always someone available to deal with anything that happens. That's the theory, anyway. Cops are on duty 24/7. You probably wouldn't want it any other way. Firefighters, too. But we're just forum mods, and the most we deal with are spammers and members who get a bit out of hand every so often. Mostly spammers.
Alas Doctore, I think the best part of this post has been deleted in a moment of self hatred from Minstrel