Slippery slipping. The tall tales told by an older person to a younger person that are intended to exaggerate the difficulties of the previous generation, as, for example, "I had to walk to school through the snow and it was uphill both ways."
Alcohol Induced Glandular Discharge That person who wants to give orders and then control the damage it brings.
Spouse. The feeling, just after pressing the "Post Quick Reply", that what you've said is going to get you into trouble.
Impulsive Regret Syndrome The name for when you allow your better sense to take a back seat to a funny game thread.
Stupidity a-la net. When you have to eat the nauseating food your aunt has just served you, the one you know she spent all day making, while you want to call her names and yet still smiling.
A Covert Grossout A word that describes a person's entire life being destroyed, their sense of worth and all their joy, through their entire life right up until old age, all because they didn't get that one stupid toy they wanted for Christmas as a child.
Forum Gaming Addiction Having to say good bye to a new forum friend when game time is becoming too much fun!!!
Hijacksingopathological Compultion When you can't decide what to wear, time is running out and your spouse is yelling at the door with one foot out of the house.
Chronic Wardrobe Disfunction What do you call it when a fool-proof plan is derailed by an intelligent person?
if the plan was to take down the intelligent person? Justice if the plan was in favour of the intelligent person? Irony What do you call it when a shirt has been stained, but stained in its entirety and the kind of colour where you look at it and simply assume it's supposed to be like that and nobody but you and your mother know the truth?
Fizzhissgrizzle The want to say something to stand up for your point of view, but the utter laziness that keeps you from speaking up because you don't feel like arguing with anyone.
Days Like "This" The noise made by a child as their mum takes the kitten and gives it back to the shopkeeper
Sleisfautheweik What do you call that noise that balloons make when you hold the hole in two places and pull them apart so that it blows a kind of squeaking balloon raspberry at you.
Inflatflatulence What should you call this emotion: A small child runs up, thinking you're his father, he pulls on your shirt and you turn around, he sees your face, screams and run.
OCCS - Obsessive-Compulsive Child Scaring When the mobile (cell) phone beeps with a text message but you're tied to your chair and can't get to the phone.
