My friend sent me this link, a few minutes ago, to a list of hilariously bad analogies that readers came up with for a context. It is just comical what these people could come up with. http://socraticmama.com/2011/12/06/42-really-bad-analogies-similes-and-metaphors/secular-parenting EX. "He was the size and shape of a man much larger than him." "The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon." "The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can."