Help me write a Story!

Please help me write a story!
Rules: 1. Add no more than 8 words, not necessarily a complete sentence.
2. Don't post twice in a row.
3. Have fun!

Once upon a time,

 

There lived a charming and inquisitive woman

 

Who had a princess complex

 

And a camel

 

This camels name was Frieda

 

who was the woman's most prized possession

 

but it had no reproductive organs so

 

It couldn't embarrass the women.

 

Obviously the woman intended this because

 

she couldn't afford offspring

 

But she could afford Quaker Oats

 

Which the camel always ate.

 

How ironic, she thought

 

One day she decided to eat the camel

 

Smiling, she lured it into her tent

 

Fade to black

 

Because it was dark, she tripped and fell

 

onto the soft cushy camel hump.

 

"Sorry Grandma!" she exclaimed

 

Because the camel had sat on Grandma

 

and urinated, thus

 

The Camel Must Die!

 

But she chose to Frieda camel instead.

 

The UN declared puns WMD after that.

 

Because the gnomes had attacked her house