I lol'd at the Australia one. That's a huntsman spider, they're harmless to humans but obviously their size is enough to make any man instantaneously grow ovaries.
Positive reactions to my post made me dig deeper in my picture files, I found a few more that might smack a smile on your face!
AHAHAHAHAHHHHH!!! That's great, Eoz. So great. Well, meat is meat, right? Yes, I'll have a child burger and two baby burgers...