Oh yeah? You've been to 501-B too? Let me use a word that a "real" writer should abstain from using, ever if possible. AWESOME! So then you met my ex-cat and you know what I'm confabulating about.
I am a Pacifist, dear Sir/Madam - and no, I am not from the Pacific. Alas, I'm not an American writer, but I use the font (American Typewriter) so I'd say, that could qualify me to own a pet slingshot.
The syllogism that will win you a pet gun: An American is someone who lives in The United States of America Every American is entitled to a pet gun From an American perspective, The United States of America is the world Everyone in the world is, thus, an American Therefore, everyone in the world is an American Therefore, everyone in the world is entitled to a pet gun
Ha ha true indeed. Im heaving myself to Walmart in a minute. What do you think, shotgun would be too "show off"?
I like big cats (aka Bengal) big dogs (aka Great Dane) and I will not be caught with a mini-gun ! I don't even know what that is!
I have 2 cats, one of which is kind enough to help me with my writing by falling asleep on my hands and dribbling on me....
My username gives it away. I have eight of them. I prefer quiet creatures who know how to breath with their mouths closed and don't tackle me every time I walk through the door.