Please, help me get this poem out of my head by helping me find the rest of it. I am sure it was written by Shel Silverstein and I can only remember the beginning part: Goodness gracious sakes alive. Mother said come home at five, And now the clock is striking six And I am in a terrible fix! Did I hallucinate this poem in my youth? I cannot find anything on the web. Yes, I have Googled the ba-jinkies out of it. HELP!!