You all know the character: Evil in a pinstriped suit, secretly manipulating things behind the scenes, always on a phone talking to someone about cancelling this or replacing that. I have one of those evil director characters in the play I am currently writing. It's pretty fun. I just have one question, and if anyone could brainstorm a few suggestions, it would be much appreciated: What kind of things would an evil school board director say on their phone? You know, something along the lines of 'cancel the school play and replace it with a practice session for filling in state testing bubbles', except probably better and funnier than that, since I can't think of a good example (hence my posting this). Any ideas?