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    Fightin' Words

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Wowzie, Feb 7, 2014.

    I just want to win a good woman. Where's the club of competitive male writers? Who am I trying to be better than, these days?
     
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    You make her sound like a Cracker Jacks prize. And only a Cro-Mag would go after her with a club.
     
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    Are we not ranked? Can a man not increase his own worth through mastery of his craft? Are we not a competitive sex?

    The writer-man pursues her with the written word. I feel young and rambunctious. Spar with me.
     
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    Cogito will stress you out so much you'll be vomiting your mom's spaghetti on your shirt.
     
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    That's precisely all I have to lose. It's for good practice.
     
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    Psh!!! Top dogs don't compete! They sit back and let the women do it. :cool:
     
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    So, the penis mightier than the sword? Lure her with your - clever - linguistics? To whit, a war of wit to titillate your date?

    Alas, the lass will pass on your pass, if she has any class, you'll be flat on your dignity.
     
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    Cogito is a real Bill Shakespeare!...Or Al Sharpton. :D
     
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    I'd rather success, I confess, in the market, than in tit-for-tat words, tossed to poetics.
    But a courtship, I think, needs private attention; the skills of a man greaten genetics,
    In the eyes of his prize; so he comes again,
    Once gambled ambitions have realized their end.
     
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    she'll want the richest
    make sure to write what sells best
    money is the thing
     
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    cyrano lives!
     
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    i would think a TASER would work better.
     

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