At The Rainbow's End A young woman goes looking for the gold at the end of the rainbow, only to find love instead. Stealing White Wine
Stealing White Wine: A tale of love between an italian woman and the soldier who saved her in the midst of World War Two. 24/365
24/365 A story of a man who can't sleep. During the day he runs a corner shop and at night he prowls the streets as a vigilante taking down local villains and generally getting in the way of the police. The Geiger Counter
The Geiger Counter: Following the discovery of his son’s strange social media posts, Steve attempts to protect his youngest son by destroying all his electronics and personally monitoring his every move. But when he finds an odd machine in his only daughter’s closet, he sets out on a journey to study his kids, and is surprised when he learns of their intentions. Kitchen Notes
Kitchen Notes Businesswoman Claire has shattered the glass ceiling, but has never known the humble life of a homemaker. When she mysteriously loses a multitude of her shares in her corporation, she is voted out and resigned to build herself from the ashes. Broke and battered, she stays with her sister Beth for the time, who wants her to take a whiff of the residential life--so she tries her hand at chopping vegetables, planning dinner parties, and looking out for her teenaged niece and nephew. Ramsay's Consort
Ramsay's Consort Gordon Ramsay had always been so powerful and dominant in the kitchen. It was how he had turned a mere hobby into a highly skilled profession that brought him both fame and fortune. Deborah, a mere steward in Ramsay's kitchen, sees there is an unfulfilled need in Gordon's life and determines that she will be the one to take him in hand. A 50 Shades of Grey for the modern feminist, this novel details a man's struggle to understand his place beneath the heal of a woman's boot! A Bridge Too Fargo
A Bridge Too Fargo - The town of Bismarck struggles to find ways to build a bridge different enough from Fargo's new bridge so that the Bismarckians can demonstrate their town's superiority and end a long-standing blood feud. New title: 18 Scarecrows
18 Scarecrows: whenever someone in a certain small town goes missing, Farmer McDormic suddenly has a new scarecrow. If he makes eighteen, he can complete a ritual to give him unimaginable power. Can the town's only police officer save the day? Black Dog
Black Dog: A documentary drama following one man from Africa and his attempt to integrate to England and use the National Health Service to perform a new operation named Species Reassignment Surgery. (On second thoughts, that could actually be one of the most bizarrely interesting films ever...) The Ten Commendments (note spelling)
The Ten Commendments Sigwell is a self-absorbed and ruthless CEO of a multinational corporation--suffice to say, no one from his secretary to his sweet daughter would have anything good to say about him. Things get heated when Sigwell is murdered by a bunch of street thugs, and has to report to Divine HQ. And he's given one hell of a deal to close: find himself ten people who would want him to come back to life, and he could have his life back. But he's got a clock to adhere to, because if he doesn't come back to life soon...his daughter would be next on the list. Samurai Hack
Samurai Hack - A grieving geek scientist develops a dangerous gene manipulation device to give him samurai skills so he can bring justice to the roided-up jocks who bullied his son into committing suicide. New title: Blackwater Park
Blackwater Park The men and women of the Blackwater Security Consultants are seeing their favorite community park torn down for development. Now it's up to these plucky underdogs to systematically murder the friends and family of everyone at the development company. Will they see their park restored?
Sadly, Jack forgot to include a movie title for the next person so I'll offer an alternative on the previous one. Blackwater Park: Things get Wet'n'Wild in Florida as an everflowing ink bottle is opened in a famous water park. Can our intrepid park manager save the day and remove this stain on the park's reputation? The Day After Yesterday
Oops, sorry guys! The real title is: The Computer's Widow (Really? Ink in a waterpark? That's your idea of a movie?)
The Computer's Widdow - By night, a personal computer becomes a superhero computer that corrects spelling errors on various writing forums in order to save posters from embarrassment. But one day, the computer starts replacing "widow" with "widdow!" Can our computer debug itself, or will writing forum members forever be doomed to embarrassment from their spelling errors? Next Title - If God Can Save The Queen, Can He Also Save My Marriage?
(Jack, somehow - and I'm not sure how - I had gotten hold of the idea that the game was to come up with a terrible movie based on the title. Perhaps I was mixing it up with another game here or elsewhere, or perhaps just reading too much into the "for morons" part of the title. Either way, realising how I had misunderstood the game, I hope you can see that indeed, ink at a water park is my idea of a terrible movie.) If God Can Save The Queen, Can He Also Save My Mariage?: A light-hearted romp set aboard the luxury liner the Queen Elizabether II. Fights between the captain and his wife cause consternation for all concerned until disaster strikes in the form of a previously unknown atoll ripping a chunk out of the ship's hull. Hilarity ensues as crew and passengers have to work together to survive, often with ridiculous and funny results. Ultimately, the Captain and his wife must join forces to save the liner in the most bizarre way they could devise. (putting my last back to be answered) The Day After Yesterday
The Day After Yesterday - A man awakens one day to discover he has the ability to see one day into the future. In his effort to harness this power for his own benefit, he must learn to make the right decisions or his alterations of the future may have dire consequences. New title: Circumference
Circumferene: Amy Tanner's husband left her after she revealed she was pregnant. Now, with her belly growing rounder, she must discover how to stand on her own and face life as an independent woman. Rapture of the Deep
Rapture of the Deep: A group of chemistry students accidentally synthesize a new drug that produces similar effects to meth and can be produced much cheaper. Despite some consternation, the group begins creating and selling this new drug, called deep, in mass quantities. But as the money starts rolling in, so do the feds and other drug dealers that want in. Can the students find a way out of their mess, or will they succumb to the rapture of the deep? New Title: Honey, I Shrunk the Trade Deficit
Honey, I shrunk the Trade Deficit When mad Scientist Roderick Von Geer is elected president, Wacky hijinks ensue in the usually taciturn congress. Who knew goats could handle foreign policy so well? Dear Cordelia
Dear Cordelia is an indie movie whose story entirely shown through animated sequences from one man's love letters to his girlfriend. Every love letter is narrated/ real aloud by the MC. Each animation is in a distinct style. Initially the MC is happy and cheerful and believes that Cordelia will be back very soon and that everything will be alright, but he becomes more and more sad, which is reflected in the animations, as life turns on him: Cordelia never answers his letters, nor does she come home, his health deteriorates, the weather is somehow grimmer by the day and he starts hating and blaming himself for everything. The Surfing Gentleman 2: Drown Under
The Surfing Gentleman 2: Drown Under is the thrilling action-adventure movie of an international superspy whose cover persona is a world-champion surfer. at the Australian World Championship, tensions are high, and the stakes are still higher, as Blake Whiptan must learn which of his competitors has been smuggling secret documents in their wetsuit. surely it couldn't be the beautiful and mysterious Suzi Valdirovitch... whether riding the waves by day or attending high-society parties by night, Blake never fails to be--a true Surfing Gentleman. Inspiration of Temptation
Inspiration of Termptation: When young Toby Tobias finds a magical lamp he has a very short amount of time to decide whether he wants beer, women, and money, or the power to turn into a dragon, speak Russian, and women. What will he choose? Next: The damning of Mr. McGuire
The Damning of Mr. McGuire Richard McGuire is a bumbling yet average scientist working out of his garage, when he accidentally swallows a tablet he's developed to solve the water crises in the middle east. The city has to act quickly, and dam the scientist, come hell, or high water. Put That in Your Smoke and Pipe it
Put that in your pipe and smoke it A tale of the tobacco industry, Magnate Harvey Winston consumes more tobacco and tobacco products than his company is supposed to sell! His teeth are awful, his belongings are all yellow and stinky, and his health is deteriorating rapidly. That is, until the day he discovers marijuana. Imperial Blue
