First thing that comes to your head

Marshmallow man just exploded all over them and they all suffocated

 

We partied eating marshmallow covered fruit.

 

And all fell reallly sick frm eating rotten fruit

 

The port-o-potties were all full.

 

Desperately, I sought an unoccupied phone booth.

 

As yo near a phone booth, Superman flies out. You're knocked on your butt by the sonic boom.

 

I no longer need the phone booth. I do, however, need to find a clean pair of pants.

 

It is time for retail therapy
now where is my credit card again???

 

Flying away with your debit card and license as wings.

 

Wooo! Credit card hunting!

 

Looking through the spare room and giving up.

 

Attention seized by a hazy dark vortex in the corner, as dust motes lazily drifted toward it, then vanished in a spark of violet.

 

Time to hire a live in cleaner

 

so that she can sleep with my husband and give me spomeone to hate *evil grin*

 

So hire an elderly male cleaner with toxic halitosis.

 

Major court battle.....No comment speak to my lawyer thankyou...

 

Johnny Cochrane has died and gone to a hell where nothing he says can rhyme properly, and no one listens to him anyway.

 

I like ice cream

 

The guy who drives the ice cream truck creeps me out. He looks at kids funny.

 

He ran over my kitty cat when I was a little girl...was traumatising

 

Many pets have gone missing ever since he resumed his route with the warm weather.

 

Some even question what he uses to make his unusual ice-creams

 

But what is so unusual about tuna-flavored ice cream?

 

I like coffee too

 

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