fortunately unfortunately game

Unforturnately they then decided to discuss "feelings"


Fortunately, I wasn't part of that discussion.

 

Unfortunately, you are part of the discussion because you are busy fending off a group of wanna-be vampires trying to bite you outside the store

Fortunately...some of them are pretty hot larper chicks

 

Unfortunately, some are not.

Fortunately a limo pulls up.

 

Unfortunately the vampire larpers pile in

Fortunately it allows you time to escape

 

Unfortunately, the limo pulls away before I can see which LARPers made in.

Fortunately, I find a million dollars.

 

Unfortunately, it belongs to the Yakuza

Fortunately, you don't see any of them around...

 

Unfortunately the brief case is wired to explode.


Fortunately, I passed it to a really annoying man.

 

Unfortunately, the truly annoying man, knowing nothing about personal space, stands six inches from you with the briefcase, enveloping you in cabbage breath and spittle as he whines about the hullabaloo.

Fortunately, he runs away when you sock him in the mouth.

 

Unfortunately, the annoying man leaves behind the brief case

Fortunately, A ninja steals the brief case

 

Unfortunatly, that ninja is hiding in your shadow.

Fortunatly, you manage to run away before the brief case detonates...

 

Unfortunately your head hits a pipe during your escape.

Fortunately the briefcase doesn't explode because Wolfie gave it to someone else.